Senora Guerrero

Hockey Mom, wife, dog mom, Oxford comma user, two spaces after period user. Caps/VGK.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

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[gloria alamrew, renowned Pisces 🌒 @GloriaAlamrew]

I want a soft life. I want ease. I want relaxation. I do not want to hustle. I do not want to grind. Grinding wears you down to brittle nothingness. I do not want to work my life away. I want enjoyment and rest, not as rewards but as practice. My life will be a practice in joy.

[@Riemerville @Riemerville]

I'm gonna die on this hill: Chronic absenteeism will improve if schools normalized staying home while contagious instead of rewarding perfect attendance

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Graham Platner: “Paying union workers a good wage to build our schools and our roads and our energy grids is the best possible way we could spend our money. Certainly better than giving tax breaks to billionaires or blowing up girls’ schools in Iran”

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@how_do_i_pdf Allegedly.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@emeriticus @ScottJenningsKY He never EVER looks Adam in the eye. Ever.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

Am I the only person on Earth who has zero desire to ever see any savanah banana performance? I dont understand the appeal.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@metroadlib I could have written this entire thread myself. I thought I was the only one who had shit like this happen to. Everything and everyone is like this now. Its exhausting just trying to life.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@FrostoRoberto @highbrow_nobrow Came here for this comment!!!

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You can be soooooo popular at your workplace, but trust me, if you're laid off today, no one from work will call you after 1 week. Avoid gossip. Don't brag. Do your job. Get paid. Go home.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@TheRickWilson Hey Rick! Remember when MAGAS were calling for People to be fired if they said something mean about Charlie Kirk?

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@TheRickWilson Over to @PamBondi for comment...

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@spectatorindex Paging @PamBondi ......

[Trey @treydayway]

There were so many cool things in Back to the Future 2 that I thought we'd have by now and all we got is Biff

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

#TheDownwardSpiral

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@AdamKinzinger Are we sure Kash isn't shotgunning beers in another locker room?

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

Remember when they said politics didn't belong in sports and then Kash Patel went in the locker room and shotgunned beers and called President Biff....

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

It’s not the party.
It’s the plane.
Taxpayer dollars aren’t backstage passes.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

President Biff &his minions: politics doesn't belong in sports shut up and dribble Colin Kaperinick ruined the NFL
Kash Patel: hold my beer while I shotgun it & live out my hs athlete fantasy bc I was just a dorkasaurus in the stands. Paid for by the taxpayers. #usamenshockey

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@Sec_Noem @TSA @DHSgov Do everyone a favor and get your little blankie and put it over your face.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@OfTheBraveUSA @AGPamBondi needs to take a pto day from her pedophile protector job and have her roots done.

[Senora Guerrero @LMKrules]

@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump @gtconway3d GEORGE CONWAY PLAYS HOCKEY?!?!? HE HAD MY VOTE FOR PRESIDENT EVEN BEFORE I KNEW THIS! #CONWAY2028