L.M.Z.

Escribo. Bailo. Soy dulce pero no me quille.

[L.M.Z. @LMZzz]

I should walk through Chelsea today.

https://t.co/pWAwebGcEA

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https://t.co/glTHdAltEz

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

☠️☠️☠️

[L.M.Z. @LMZzz]

Manifesting the gift of a full body massage ✨

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

the moon is in pisces

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The trimmings wholesaler I used for my prom dress is closing. RIP M&J.

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Feeling the storm alongside the points of impact of when I was run over by a car. Lovely.

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Itchy palm. Give me money, honey!

[Scott Laudati @ScottLaudati]

JUNE 25TH on the Jersey Shore we're gonna unsew the hole in the space-time continuum and kick the Grey aliens back out! @augstone @aubrirose @alexandranaught @jamdraper Damian Rucci, Kyle Kouri, @liznorthcote Rebecca Weber + Special BFF's

[Ada Ferrer @Adita_Ferrer]

Next weekend, I’ll be in my US hometown—the aptly named West New York, NJ—to talk about my book. A very special honor.

[L.M.Z. @LMZzz]

Auntie duties this weekend with the 4 legged nephew

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@ppppp1245688 Describes my brother to a T. I should start wearing a graphic tshirt around the fam that says “abortion survivor” since he’s now a staunch lawn ornament posting pro lifer (that’s what he insisted my mom do w/her pregnancy).

[Bobby @bobbyswebsite]

congratulations to disaronno amaretto on 500 years - celebrating dolcevita since 1525

[L.M.Z. @LMZzz]

As someone raised Pentecostal, ankle length denim skirts can become trendy fashion a million times over and that shit can boomerang itself to hell without me participating. Call it religious trauma, idc.

[Z.H. (Burial Magazine) @BurialMagazine]

received more amazing news today. which i will never share with any of you.

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@poemPilled Jesú!

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Instants got it first ;)

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@macheteada Bello el arreglo!

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@ScottLaudati Nobody does it better!!!

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I definitely agree!

[J. R. @rgbkiller]

@LMZzz @BurialMagazine rainy days are perfect for walking outside