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[LM @LMantell37685]

@SarahChampion omg he looks like my old tv presenter!

[LM @LMantell37685]

@caqping they all have a football theme rn lol it’s kinda cute

[LM @LMantell37685]

@CHEGPFed your Contact Us page is also broken so might want to fix that.

[LM @LMantell37685]

@CHEGPFed i can’t block your number and i don’t have the time to sit and call your number so respectfully fuck off and notice that it’s the wrong number

[LM @LMantell37685]

@scurviex idk humans can be a lot dirtier than animals

[LM @LMantell37685]

@CHEGPFed just a quick one i can’t seem to contact you any other way apart from this so please take my number off your register

[AC @ACDAFC]

Now I understand why the Neighbourhood Watch in Hot Fuzz behaved the way that they did.

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Now THIS is the kind of housemate I want to see on Big Brother

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

“They’re booing the hydration break… deploy the emergency mr brightside.”

[Harvey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇰 @THFCHarvey18]

He smashed a woman’s spine with a sledge hammer. You are a threat to this country.

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

sometimes you have to microdose a charcuterie board

[Rob @RobConsigliere]

@OrganizerMemes This is the number one issue right now. The smart phone has been a disaster for western civilization.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[jay @kendallhosseini]

accepting that your favorite tv show ended at the right time and did not drag on

[Tyler @tousens_]

Someone is dying today.