Lauren N Schneider

It's a big year.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@ericamorecambe Oh good, it's not just me.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@itssherifield My insane brain immediately went, "ooh, but what about Cinderellmo?" 🤔

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@dncall @clhubes I was reading a book recently that capitalized Dumpster every time and I could not fathom that it's supposed to be a proper noun. This is absolute news to me. And I'm the English stickler that still capitalizes Internet.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

12 weeks postpartum and the hair fall has begun.

Countdown to when hubs realizes I didn't magically become the dream girl who remembers to remove the hair she stuck to the shower wall.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@kristabellerina Can you manifest for me, too? I need coffee to manifest, so this is a vicious cycle.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@deloisivete Well our sink would look really out of place if we change it...

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@ericamorecambe Last time I needed to return something I left my receipt on my purse and when I looked it was gone. Never found it.

You're my new role model 🤩

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@clickholebot You, too?

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@KatieDeal99 This sounds like a win in my book 🤷‍♀️

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

Told my newborn her tryouts for the Olympic pooping team are going well.

Then the pediatrician gave us performance-enhancing probiotics.

She's going for the gold.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@sewistwrites I guess then I should stop telling my 2 month old I ate her nose every day or she might get the wrong idea.

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

Shazam but for why my baby is crying

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

Newborns are wild bc they're basically tiny drunk/really high people.

Can't form words, only grunts... Can't understand a word I'm saying. Eyes roll back in their skulls, pass out while eating, drool constantly. Wake up in a panic, no idea how they got from one place to another.

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@Moz 👀

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@guestposttrack I'm having trouble logging in, password reset isn't sending anything my way. Is it still possible to access the list?

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

SO PROUD of you sister!!! Excited to see you share your talents with the world. <3

[Brianna Bridges @briannadbridges]

Today is launch day 🎉🥳 for my new #lifecoaching and #lifestyle content brand, Brianna’s Best Life! My aim is to provide world class coaching services and create a community of like-minded humans who want to make the most of their lives. Check it out!

https://t.co/ZTSoZGcHfB

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@tomoausten for James Bond, please! @007Films

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@Handy I would like to ship a gift card to the recipient, but I only see one address form, not separate for shipping/billing. (Also annoying can't email customer service unless logged in...) Will gift card be mailed to that address?

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

Oh thank goodness, looks like all is well and good again! Don't know what we'd do without your site!

[Lauren N Schneider @LNBridges]

@floridahikes Hey John and Sandra. We were using your site this morning, but when we got to the trail any link on the site is redirecting to other sites. We think you've been hacked! 😥