masu.

noir.

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Ice‼️🧊🐭 @water7_ebooks]

i truly am living the dream

[claire @poopandpee333]

I got the keys to poop city

[masu. @LNSMasu]

peatle pichael pickle pickle pepper

[masu. @LNSMasu]

non binary graveyard call it transcript

[masu. @LNSMasu]

she mongolian throat singin on my shi fr

[masu. @LNSMasu]

Good grief!

[masu. @LNSMasu]

Cats:
“They lick themselves to keep clean.”
“Blinking slowly means they love you.”
“Their purrs have healing frequencies.”

Dogs:
“LOUD.”
“EAT THEIR OWN POOP.”
“PEE DOING HANDSTAND.”

[masu. @LNSMasu]

graph

[masu. @LNSMasu]

the club is just a really boring concert why do yall fw that

[masu. @LNSMasu]

poutine and sex? yippie!

[masu. @LNSMasu]

the world is calling my name, whispering in my ear to finish this song. cold cold world we live in. surely this is a curse.

[masu. @LNSMasu]

mike and ike dukin it out in my stomach on the allegiant flight mid turbulence

[masu. @LNSMasu]

man this plane fly asl

uhhhh yeah thats what they do???

[masu. @LNSMasu]

on the plain with my grill

[masu. @LNSMasu]

imagine we had to send someone to the victorian era and we chose lil uzi vert

[sage @redlobbsters]

Merry Christmas everyone this is the best day of my life ty bf