Caliborn keeps trying to steal the bowl. I haven't even started mixing in the flour. Seems he got one taste of the butter, sugar, egg mixture and remembered, oh shit, he likes candy, too.
Can cherubs even get salmonella?
I need more emo bots to whisper sweet, melancholy, poetic nothings into my ears so I can retweet them and make you all wonder what the fuck I'm going through.
I want you to think about me. I mean to infect every facet of your life.
Obsess over me, without me ever knowing or