Founder @cravedifferent
Work in #tourism. Aim - to master ' #sing like no one is listening, #dance like no one is watching, love like you've never been hurt'!
10 rules of biscuits:
1. When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately.
2. Never dunk a biscuit for too long, you will ruin both your biscuit and your tea. Double sadness.
3. Always offer biscuits to guests, even if they claim they're not interested (they're probably fibbing).
4. Don't be the person who snatches the last biscuit of a kind unless you're prepared to face the consequences - i.e. a new enemy.
5. Always offer a hot drink with biscuits, obviously.
6. Bring out a posh selection of biscuits (metal tin, two layers separated by a sheet of springy purple cardboard, usually called a “collection”) for special occasions.
7. Always pretend you haven’t seen a plate of biscuits being passed around until they’re offered to you, then act pleasantly surprised.
8. Utilise the phrases “I really mustn’t”, “ooh, go on then” and “if you’re having one”.
9. Wrap biscuits up when not in use, either by pushing the open packet up against a wall, or by using a jar, tin or box.
10. Always have more biscuits in stock than you think you need. Never run out. Running out of biscuits is like running out of air: not ideal.
There are many more rules, but these 10 provide a good starting point.
Anyone else when searching for an email or something from your Mum, start typing to search by 'Mum' & quickly realise that's not their name? #mums 🤣🤦
Girl with pink hair on #FirstDates tonight who's pretty sure she doesn't want kids and her reasoning made sense. This was followed by a lady who adopted a child later in life & while single. Well done First Dates for giving airtime 🙌
Think the crowd needed to rethink their chants of what I think was "Bruuuuuce" for Bruce Springsteen so it didn't sound like booing 😬 #Glastonbury#brucespringsteen#macca