LPR

Ships, ships everywhere

[Rhm @elchicosuaveee]

Il a 40 ans de carrière en étant le chanteur le plus connu de France, y a jamais eu une seul photo de lui qui montrait sa religion, un mois dans la sauce judiciaire et il a sorti le disque de platine direct mdrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Rayan @Egjvwctaddw]

Des gens sont littéralement morts pour qu'on puisse chômer le 1er mai

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

2024 Sudan, 130 women committed mass suicide to avoid what militias would do to them

[Praise @tufpraise]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

"China will lose the US market-"

"We don't care. China has been here for 5000 years and most of the time, there was no United States"
😭😭😭

[feviknight @feviknight]

"Buy land"

[ka @samjgirl]

soulless sam wasn’t a “funny” character, he’s a complex side of sam that was never showed before, he’s literally doesn’t have any compassion. constipated facial expression is misha who does, I think you’re confused. here’s a clip showing how wrong you are. and that’s ok.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

The average rapist gets around 14–19 years in prison. Abortion can get you up to 99 years or life. A woman who kills a pedophile? Life in prison. life. And we’re supposed to believe this system protects women?

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

wattpad is still up and running if you prefer your fics to be entirely written by teenagers who fantasize about being sold to one direction

[b✨ @brittania_]

who do these people think is writing the fic they read

[emily ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ @lightsuprryy]

USA men’s hockey team getting sent a private jet while the women’s team are taking commercial flights that aren’t even direct

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear.

Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar.

A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer."

*mic drop*

[Ali :) @duckingziton]

Don't be shy, explain why he isn't skating with the partner he won the Olympic gold with anymore. Explain how this new partnership came to be.

[✿ lumi !! ⁶³ @23russells]

the whole “i dont like bad bunnys performance because i cant understand” is something my european mind cant comprehend, all the songs on the radio as a kid were in spanish or romanian or french or english and all i spoke was german and i still enjoyed them fully

[Sandra ETD @Sandrah_Oh]

Est-ce que tes ancêtres travaillaient dans des champs de canne à sucre ?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called out Jake Paul for calling Bad Bunny a "fake American citizen" as the Super Bowl started.
"A 'fake American citizen?' Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry? Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them. Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small."
https://t.co/kasIC6MhOi

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Incredible

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

So a Bronze Age man who was more than 100 years old built large boat (that was smaller than the titanic) and had the engineering skills to make areas cold enough for Arctic creatures to survive & warm enough for lions. Kept them all from eating each other AND didn’t die from being in a closed space filled with methane from the mountains of shit that each animal would produce?

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

hopefully Erika's press tour will be finished up by then so they can at least have their mother there.