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Dear "Your Body, My Choice" Wankers:

Look, mate. I'm sorry you can't make any inroads with women because your mental growth was stunted at some point. That does indeed suck.

But this whole thing you're doing? Yeah, that's Nazi behavior. So, this flow chart applies.

Get fucked.

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@Poywox @xisumavoid Sorry I'm so late getting back to you: Literally painter's tape! It was just a temporary fix - I'm probably going to be moving soon, so it'll get a permanent home when I change flats!

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The new @xisumavoid banner is here, and it's completely metal! Just like the banners I got when I was at uni!

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Her @AaronRodgers12 - Just walk away. We don't want you in Pittsburgh. Pound sand and fuck all the way off.

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@GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette @YouTube They call him Jack Prilosec, probably because he's the human equivalent of acid reflux disease...

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS I see "Operation Tell Everyone I'm An 8 Year Old Playing Army Man in not so many words" is going well.

You're a cunt, Peter.

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@JudgeJeanine You're a TV judge. You've never sat on any remotely significant bench for any significant amount of time.

And you're an insufferable twat.

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@SenJohnKennedy Resign.

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@JDVance Dude, you're a liar and a couch fucker.

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@RepMTG Not as fun when you aren't the one inciting the mob yourself, is it?

Congrats Margie: these are your people. These are the same people you asked to give you the job you have now.

Noticing and lack of quality yet? Now that you're on the outs with them...

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@SenFettermanPA @giselefetterman @UPMC Resign.

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@FBIDirectorKash @realDonaldTrump @FBI Did your mother know you're a बहनचोद, बहनचोद?

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@FBIDDBongino @FBIDirectorKash Your boss is a बहनचोद

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@FBIDirectorKash बहनचोद

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@FBIDirectorKash बहनचोद

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI बहनचोद

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@MintComedicArts Live streaming is an option

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Uh oh... She's back...

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When both @autozone and @theNAPAnetwork fail touring musicians... This isn't me, this is the tour I just came off of. Bus issues have led to some BS issues...

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Oh, look. @AaronRodgers12 is a cunt. Who knew?

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😂😂 It honestly gets funnier the more you watch it.

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@MegaRan A Nightmare on My Street