Woodburn

NOT a murderer.

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My dream job is to serve in the Swiss Army and spend my days opening bottles of wine, sawing little branches, and magnifying things.

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@MoMohler @DrJenIzaakson Obviously we’re not going to take you to the real Fartingtons

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@ScienceMagazine @robkhenderson They must be smart. I can’t even understand the task

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@BnuuyWabbitBoy @WillAddedDigits Think you're a bit confuzed

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@xwanyex Funny, I found myself hating the new TV adaptation so put on the Scorsese/de Niro version instead and loved it.

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@SonnyBunch Hmm, tried the first episode but every scene seemed ripped off from Jaws or The Fog. Guess I should try again...

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@cjsnowdon Call me weak but I've given up on this one. It's over. We lost. Accept the defeat and take to drink.

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@BestMovieMom I don't know why this film gets so much hate. Among other things it's pretty funny.

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@j_amesmarriott Is that your wife though?

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@DaveyPicture i agree. why's he so angry?

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@Nick_Metcalfe Hope he's not turning into a tetchy old man

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@guy_herbert @rorysutherland @edwest Food's a bit bland though

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@rorysutherland Betjeman did the same and came second

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@robkhenderson Why are they so unhappy then?

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@PresidentToguro Well done for stealing this joke and making it less funny

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@poynterton Don't disagree with any of this but I suspect you deconstruct any popular author the same way -- eg, Jane Austen's main characters are intelligent and virtuous girls surrounded by vain, deluded, selfish fools...

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@red_mutant_eyes I don't particularly like him but I'm glad his books exist. What else are 10-year-old boys going to read?

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@GutokuEijin Yeah, always found it depressing that the one verse form English speakers know is the haiku, which does nothing at all for the language

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@VaubanBooks @Anglican_Gonzo The Will Self of his times perhaps?

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@Romy_Holland "Pining for my girl
Beneath the lonely pine..."

see, it's easy😊

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@CapelLofft It's okay but needs some Wodehouse