Luke

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest.

[Jake @jakeperry97]

8am and just seen a bloke with an oasis tee, bucket hat and 3/4 lengths walking down Salford with a bag of cans. What a city.

[Luke @LPonton195]

@withnailjones @JM1UTD @Sacha_Lord Try £6.95 in the south. It’s criminal

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Dear defenders 🖋️

[Luke @LPonton195]

@Evanalex07 @truereddevil99 @melanizzzle The first thing in your mind isn’t ‘oh let me cancel my hair’ it’s dealing with the death like funerals family members letting them know, everything goes out the window you tosspot 😂

[𝙈𝙈𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙨 @mmamarcuss]

Can’t believe I wasted my time expecting this fight not to be rigged but glad Mike Tyson got paid

#PaulTyson

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Rodriiiiiiiiiii 🩵

The 2024 Men's #ballondor winner! ✨

[LJT @LanaJT92]

How the fuck is this even allowed??? You said standing was £150 and upped them to £356 and called them ‘in demand’ you bunch of robbing fuckers @TicketmasterUK #ticketmasteruk #ticketmaster #oasis

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Gundogan and Oasis back in the same week

[Luke @lsull_]

Jermaine Jenas sacked. Oasis back together. This is the best bank holiday of all time

[AK @Kearnsy1906]

Remember the kids in primary school who was still reading biff and kipper in year 6. Well this is them. Brain dead fucks who get their news off Facebook, the type who share missing dog posts when the dogs in fucking Texas.

[TEMP @TEMPMCR]

All this rioting just ain’t it man. Fucking hell we are moaning about the safety of our kids on the streets yet we are making the streets just as bad by being out there and giving it to fucking police who just have to do a 9-5 to feed their kids. Wisen up man