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[Luke @lsull_]

I do always have wonder what the sentence would be if it was the judges own child. Will he even be deported after his sentence?

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

A driver who done a hit and run that killed a 12 year old boy in Coventry jailed.

Aleksanders Dolars was driving 70mph in Radford Road when he hit 12 year old Keaton slater

Dolars went on the run for 2 years he was extradited back from Latvia.

He was jailed for 9yrs and banned for 16 years.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Putting “FC 27” in a rotation with GTA 6

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Yeah them sports video games ain’t never seeing me again

[Simon Rowntree @si_rowntree]

🚨BREAKING: Manchester United to appoint Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager

Expected announcement within the next 24-48 hours

[Jim Royle @SirJimRoyle]

I’ll tell you what, Jonathan Ross is always at the scene of the crime isn’t he.

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

If you’re outraged about 31yr old Russell Brand dating a 16 year old, stay tuned for 33yr old Noel Fielding dating a 16yr old when she was still in Yr 11.

Whom he met after a gig with… Russell Brand.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

if the pub isn't showing sport I think you've got to turn the telly off. you've got no business showing Jurassic Park 12 on ITV.

[Luke @lsull_]

Would be great to know what Lampard’s thinking is bringing on those subs

[Coventry City @CoventryCityFC]

Defeat on the road. ⏹️

[Muad’DB Cooper @Mudkipstoat23]

RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

thank fuck

[Luke @lsull_]

@alfie_t8 1-0 to the Russian bot.

[Luke @lsull_]

Pick me girl award of the year goes to …

[Luke @lsull_]

@RoworthJack You should be a journalist.

[‏ً @justjargons]

I need everyone to pause and acknowledge Zelensky in all of this.

Ukraine has been chipping away at bot farms...and they timed it perfectly so Trump and Elon and co wouldn't have time to "fix" the damage done to their false social media support

The drop-off in bots was immediate and exposed things exactly when it was most important

A hero in every sense, that guy.

[kp @YaHateTwoSeeIt]

Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead

[Dr David Jeffery @DrDavidJeffery]

One of the most pernicious impacts of the Boriswave is how it led to the complete destruction of part-time for Brits. Every job a teenager would want to do to make a few quid is now gone. Sad.

[Dylan @Dylzzyy]

The club are trying to keep it hushed but they've chopped his dick off lad

[Luke @lsull_]

@ccfc_con If we get a point at everton away then consider it a win. The unavoidable games are the home games against more evenly matched sides. Ie. Fulham and hull

[Estéban den Toom @estebandentoom]

Matthias Jaissle at the touchline when Newcastle need the win the most #nufc #efc