Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III

Love Blackouts, Zyn, and Whippets! #LowPantsGang Business Development Associate at Lehman Brothers.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

I think that’s black folgers coffee, 2 6mg zyn, and Microsoft excel open is the closest thing you can get to being an extraterrestrial on this planet.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

Please someone get her bail and let this happen to Lonny.

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

She filmed herself masturbating with a sex toy on live video chats with teens under 16. She had sex with a student in the back of a truck at a golf course.

This is Maris Nichols.

The 25-year-old former biology teacher and football staffer at Alexander High School in Georgia is back in custody and the details only get worse from here.

She was already out on a $40,000 bond for a child molestation charge. That apparently wasn't the end of it. It was barely the beginning.

Now she's facing 11 new charges as the victim count climbs to six. The lineup reads like a nightmare: tampering with evidence, two counts of child molestation, four counts of improper sexual contact by an employee, and four counts of grooming a minor.

Investigators say the encounters happened in school closets, in vehicles, and in a golf course parking lot. One incident played out inside a student's Hummer. At least four of the six alleged victims were students at the school.

And when she sensed it was closing in? Just three days before her original arrest, she allegedly told one of the teens to delete their entire message history. That single move bought her the evidence-tampering charge.

Her new bail has been set at $74,000. The investigation is still wide open.

The closet. The truck. The golf course. The cameras. The cover-up. One by one she was busier than a Burger King bathroom.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

Could be mistaken and my eyes could be deceiving me, but looks to be none other than @linconson99244

We’ve known this about him privately for some time, but never thought he’d bring this into public light. Let’s bring swift action to big J twitter community! #عمان_السلام

[Michael Turk @HangtimeYT]

This guy was intentionally recording kids underwater at Schlitterbahn waterpark in New Braunfels, TX. I had multiple witnesses, I got police and security involved, but he only faced a park ban (allegedly).

Anyone who identifies who he is first I will legit Venmo you $1,000. Let’s at least bring it to light who he is to protect anyone who may be letting him close to their kids.

In the end Jesus is coming back by the way and no one will truly get away with anything! Please repent and believe in Jesus before it’s too late.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@BartSchmit Bart, stop being a pussy. Told you to join the Frontier Jungle a long time ago!! #Row38Vibes #BurgerKingCrown

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@CKilidisco10 Apologies my g just saw this.

You punch her directly in the face and spit on her until she shapes up. Only thing she should have education wise is know how to read the kitchen stove.

Keep being legendary.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

#NewProfilePic

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@labeerius You’re still a grad student and your semester hasn’t ended La’beerius! You can’t announce that yet have to wait for Fall Semester to end! Ole Miss will be happy you are leaving grad school the freshman are tired of seeing you blackout touching them at the bar!!

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

If this isn’t me tomorrow at Darrell K. Royal watching Texas v Texas A&M I didn’t do Thanksgiving weekend right.

In the South Endzone Suite gets me behind enemy lines early!

#LetsTouchSomeKappas
#UnlawfulArrest

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

This has me weak 😂…dude just took a brisk walk to the 10 in the middle of the game

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

Rumblings around college football landscape lately are jets have been going back and forth from Waco Airport to Happy Valley….

#FirstOnTheScene #InvestigativeReporter

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

11/19/2025 ~ 6:59AM: Imagine not living in the land of free and the home of the brave. Where heroes defend us everyday and make the ultimate sacrifice.

Was thinking of it this morning and decided I might as well make the most of it and get the fuck after it.

#DDayInvasion

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@JBWells_sicem Called having an affair and being so stressed out that it’s going to leak that you start acting out of control (Outfits & Trigg incident).

Also probably having some battles with substances because of the stress.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@CKilidisco10 ‼️‼️

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

Brutally long week so far but I’m surviving… just barely.

Who said a corporate white couldn’t get a lil’ motion at 10:30 on a Tuesday!

Also, can a young non-employed burner fill me in on the whole Maddie k situation? Seems like a legend to me… when did this world get so soft

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@CKilidisco10 Think OTH takes the mantle for me. In OTH hay day in its prime hearing Gavin Degraw roaring just made you feel different.

Great tweet Buck.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@JBWells_sicem Well said JBW.

[JBW @JBWells_sicem]

The smiles, the excitement, the bright lights.

Briles brought Baylor together.

He didn’t bring Baylor back.

He made Baylor Football.

Art created the 21st century Baylor Football Program. He founded the Program and built it piece by piece. Until Baylor leadership was so weak a gust of media wind blew it all down due to weak leaders at Baylor.

If Baylor wants to lead and show their faith and ways to lead with redemption and admiring they were wrong for ruining Art, I pray they will.

Art Briles and Baylor have all the reason to come back together and finish what worked: bring Baylor together and to enjoying weekends in Waco.

Loving winning. Losing wasn’t horrible. It was and can be fun. And what a comeback by Baylor and Art it would be.

To rise above the vile media and show us all that having fear of the cruelty in society perception and false stories, false allegations cannot tear us down ever again, it would be glorious.

Art gave us all pure joy. He deserves the most sincere gift that won’t replace the pain but it sure will help allow him to finish strong. And Baylor owes him that.

Baylor and Art deserve pure joy, together.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@JPhuckshard Child over here saying the H-word😂😂😂

What is this amateur hour? How about we grow the fuck up. Good heavens stop sitting here acting like it’s your first time in the trenches.

One of the more worse coms I’ve ever read in my entire life.

#GrowUp #CharminSoft #2Beers #clanker

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@JPhuckshard Shut up retard. You’re a legit clanker

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

@labeerius 1:1.

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

Hope I can copy this champion of a guy this upcoming weekend.

#Legend #Killer #CutFromADifferentCloth

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

This has me weak 😂…dude just took a brisk walk to the 10 in the middle of the game

[Lonny “Lon Tha Don” Rocktalphen III @LRochtalphen45]

Sorry @theleft

Winners win.

Fellow burners, be aware on this Friday from a leftist terrorist attack, it could come from anywhere. Especially the flank.

George Patton always protects his rear flank.

Be great today. #PinkHairedLeftist #NormandyFrance #BeardedOldWacko