#10

Married to the hustle

[Pawel Jastrzebski 🇵🇱 🇬🇧 @pawjast]

The blue zone is ULEZ.
Ultra low emission zone.
If you have an old car you pay 12.5£ a day to drive IN the zone.

The blue dot is me.

I drove to Chessington Adventure Park.

I drove in. Straight off M25. Parked my car. I'm going to spend all day in the theme park.

Literally zero driving done in the whole London.

But I still have to pay the ULEZ.

Because the zone takes a funny deviation to magically encompass the theme park.

There's thousands of cars driving in every day.

Driving in and being parked for the whole day.

If that's not a text book definition of scam, then I don't know what is.

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

The best thing about Harry Kane is that in an industry that churns out absolute wankers he is just a nice guy who loves his family, works hard at his job and is the best person he can be. Excellent role model.

[Antonello Guerrera @antoguerrera]

The traffic on Wigmore St on Day 1 of pedestrianised Oxford St 😬

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

Well done Sadiq Khan. Delayed because of the traffic due to your vanity project. Shocking but so predictable! 👇

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[Hari @Hari_Sethi]

You really get the impression that he’s one of those guys where his close friends also have WhatsApp groups without him in them.

[Kee Thomas @KeeThomasMDT]

“In the last 100 years how many 16 year olds have played at this level, none, ZERO” 👀

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Wayne Rooney
Rio Ngumoha
James Milner
Francis Jeffers
Jack Rodwell
Jack Wilshere
Aaron Lennon
Harvey Elliott
Jeremy Monga
Ethan Nwaneri
Matthew Briggs
Dane Scarlett
Jonathan Leko
Andy Campbell
Izzy Brown
Jose Baxter
Joel Drakes-Thomas
Rushian Hepburn-Murphy
Gary McSheffrey
James Vaughan
Mark Platts
Angel Gomes
Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli
Jack Robinson
Jerome Abbey
Reece Oxford
Jake Evans
Mikey Moore
Antwoine Hackford
Samuel Amo-Ameyaw

[Creme Egg Nationalist @Tired_ofit_All]

I hated Starmer, but at least he treated the office of PM with some dignity.
This fucking melt is like the supply teacher who thinks he can get a hostile class onside by being down-wit-da-yoof.

Epic level cringe.

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

THE FUTURE IS HERE

[Yasin @Yxsinyoh]

His face after he realises he’s just talked absolute bollocks 😂😂😂😂

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

Gary Neville proper proper woke poof

[#10 @LSDWN7]

I wanna two foot Neville he’s fking done my head in

[#10 @LSDWN7]

Abysmal today. Should’ve fouled him

[#10 @LSDWN7]

Are you joking me

[#10 @LSDWN7]

Gary Neville boils my blood. Fking woke twat

[#10 @LSDWN7]

About bloody time

[Umesh Kumar @itsumeshk]

The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.

[#10 @LSDWN7]

@TfL why do you always close Rotherhithe tunnel during rush hour

[cascante 🇧🇪 @onysera1]

@onemilli9 « And you know what Carra, considering what’s going on at this moment in time, I think this was the right result. A result that shows that this league still has a bit of integrity, that no you can’t just cheat and succeed. Liverpool, a club with tradition, put on a show today »

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

So, @Carra23 dislikes me (and @rioferdy5 ) sticking up for our friend @Cristiano , or as he puts it ‘defending the indefensible.’
Here is the same Jamie Carragher supporting his friend Luis Suarez after he racially abused Patrice Evra: