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I want to put 50 on these motherf***ers! - Harbaugh

[David Simon @AoDespair]

RT this, please. Because it shouldn't be an abstraction when an 8-year-old goes to school and is shot to death in his classroom. https://t.co/EgfJBGvQtx

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Every picture of Trump looks like Ted Turner colorized it in 1985

[Mr. T @MrT]

In Honor of April Fools Day There will Be No Pity for Fools Today! No pity!

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Thanks to "@POTUS" our long national nightmare of clean air & water & national parks & declining birth defect rates is over!

[JK @LSJU97]

All you need is ❤️ https://t.co/RhJ8SzCJyU

[JK @LSJU97]

@JoyAnnReid doesn't know how to govern & lazy. He thinks there's some magical "Trump effect", what specifically has he done to create jobs?

[JK @LSJU97]

@KeithOlbermann too much of a coward

[Eric Boehlert @EricBoehlert]

in his first 9 weeks in office, Obama went golfing 0 times https://t.co/zNfMKJTXsX

[JK @LSJU97]

"I alone can fix it... if not, I'll blame it on everyone else"

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Devin Nunes is biased and must step aside now. His apology today was totally insufficient. Please retweet if you agree. #Russiagate

[JK @LSJU97]

👉🏼Ryan's fault! https://t.co/4816mnyRvp

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Trump has told people close to him that he regrets going along with Paul Ryan's plan to push health care first https://t.co/WZM7qpUueP

[JK @LSJU97]

@molly_knight @PRyan my choice is that I'll be healthy forever

[JK @LSJU97]

@ThomasATC1 @RepMimiWalters does she exist? Seriously

[JK @LSJU97]

@ezlusztig @MsIngaSpoke Poser of the United States 🇺🇸 #Cosplay @POTUS

[JK @LSJU97]

@MsIngaSpoke Rivera wearing his Cal blue outfit, so petty

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In her press conference this morning, Leader Pelosi said that Chairman Nunes is a "stooge for the President of the United States"

[JK @LSJU97]

@RobStoneONFOX @AvayaStadium @FS1 how bad is the air condition there next to the airport?! ☠️

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

if you start health care debate at "take care of everybody" and pass bill by deleting essential health benefits are you a master negotiator?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My heart goes out to the victims and their families in London. No act of terror can shake the strength and resilience of our British ally.