Lou Scott Keyes

Self taught pianist and contemporary vibe composer.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

Good morning, friends!

Have you ever listened to Phillip Glass and thought "I like these textures, chords, and subtle variations. But why does it go on for 10-15 minutes?"

If so, Vibes in G Major is for you. Listen and tell your friends.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

Something that bothers me about this but shouldn't.

They make a pun about top priority. But pussy foot around bottoming.

JUST GO BALLS DEEP, YOU WIMPS!!! WE ALL KNOW IT'S ABOUT DICKS IN THE BUTT!!!

[Mindy MF Robinson 🦄 @iheartmindy]

It must be June, because the butt pandering has commenced....

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@bowtiedmeathead Have a few years before my girls reach that age. Just here to take notes.

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@retailrefugee Lol....

I mean I see her logic.

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@GoatsSMOLbatch @BowTieScapeGOAT @BowTiedXmas 🎶🎵And Internet Friends....check each other's books back in!!!🎶🎶

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@__curio I'm sorry, Curio.

Will be praying for you and your family.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@retailrefugee Good size Rat Snake (by the looks of it).

The idea of calling your woman a journalist as the ultimate insult is kinda hilarious.

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@Jaz_Mystic Based.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@fde_enthusiast7 Not gonna lie. I enjoy Men in Tights over Prince of Theives.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@Jaz_Mystic That's when the stuff happens.

If you're not being silly and tryong to have fun. What are you doing here?

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@HusbandTrad Thank you, ser.

I'm doing my best.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

Keyes Kid wanted a Police themed birthday party (No clue why).

Had to break this old tee out.

Mofos wish they could be this fly. Shoutout to Leon and Kevin. RPDs finest.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

Protip for hosting kids birthday parties.

Offer a game for the parents with a prize, hopefully on theme for the party.

Keep adults there longer. Meaning your kid have more time with their friends to be kids.

Also: Name That Cop!

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@KevinCotedge

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@vetbroneur Better be careful.

Otherwise he'll make a finely pointed tweet about it.

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@stache78 Better yet.

Invite your kid to have a beer with you!!!

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@bradkelly Good morning, fren!

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@lacancerous @vetbroneur Oh it is. For sure. No doubt.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

@lacancerous @vetbroneur Be that as it may.

Alot of people live by the rule "Talk shit, Get hit." Crippled or not. That's how it be and mofos need to internalize that.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

Zero tolerance guys!

If he catches you, he's gonna nake a nasty tweet about it.

WATCH OUT!!!

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.

You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.

[Lou Scott Keyes @LS_Keyes]

The real shame with St. Anger is that it could have been one of the strongest in their discography.

Some YT'ers have remade this album. Adding solos, fixing the drums, and trimming the fat of the tracks.

And it curbstomps the original.

[Randy Helms @RandyHelmsUGA]

On June 5, 2003, #Metallica released St Anger. By far the most critical of all Metallica albums released I believe. I'll admit not one of my favorite albums by the band. I do like a couple songs, one of them being "Some Kind of Monster". What are your favorites?

#HeavyMetal #HardRock