Larry Hilarius

According to legend, Saint Lawrence, the patron saint of comedy, cracked this joke while being burned alive horizontally: Turn me over boys, this side’s done!

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

pandemic cast a strange pall on the yearly political trad/historic evening for women in government/Jobs x43/Biden ushered in a new era of big govt&big govt spending/president pitched reforms that have bipartisan support – among voters, if not lawmakers https://t.co/uvIBVKStkt

[ANTIFA ANALYTICS @antifaanalytics]

@sinnndy1 @Just_MattF @BlackKnight10k Tim Scott is the Stephen Miller of Dinesh D'Souzas

[Bob Sampson @bobsalpha1]

@MollyJongFast Stephen Miller always looks like a satisfied serial killer.

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Ted Cruz slept through Joe Biden's Capitol speech because he prefers Capitol events with a little more incitement.

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

There’s hope in science & there’s power in hope. Keep masking up. Get the vaccine.

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

@EricBurrisWESH Happy Birthday weather dude!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Let’s become a country where every elected official regardless of party applauds cutting child poverty in a half.

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Loser goons like Stephen Miller and Sean Spicer try to recreate themselves as media personalities after being all in on the most corrupt, damaging, abusive, bigoted presidency in the history of America. Alas, the world is not Dancing With the Stars for lousy despicable d-bags.

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

.@urbanbaboon

[Stephanie Murphy @Murphy4OCMayor]

Today I'm launching an effort to listen to Democrats throughout Florida -- to help us regroup, refocus & reenergize. The Trump/Rubio party has left too many families behind. Together, we can put hardworking families first in Florida. JOIN US: https://t.co/EGVn4RioNE. #FlaPol

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Question: is the American Jobs Plan a “liberal wish list” if two-thirds of voters support the plan?

Asking for a friend. That friend is Tim Scott.

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

.@urbanbaboon

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Ok, Looking at the room, it is clear the Republicans are against kids coming out of poverty, against Americans not starving, against Americans having jobs, and against Healthcare.

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

@florida_liberal With the exception of the Donald himself, no.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Finally, a reboot worth watching.

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

.@urbanbaboon

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

next pandemic is it okay if we do science right off the bat

[Larry Hilarius @LSaintHilarius]

.@jonstewart: @TuckerCarlson is still as big a dick on his show as he is on any show. https://t.co/KQqQX6Hh7Q