Lesli Smith

An energetic and enthusiastic server/entertainer of guests at the Free State Brewery

[Autumn Bishop @autumnbish]

I didn't think I could love Paul Rudd any more than I did. I was wrong. #MaskUp

[Lesli Smith @LSpaz55]

@JElvisWeinstein I actually thought about this last week. 1 shelf will be of books he's actually read, the rest would be stacks full of tweets... how will they ever organize them??? Date? Truth? Audacity?

[Lesli Smith @LSpaz55]

Teared up a little with this one..

[Jonathan Silver Scott @JonathanScott]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️😢❤️❤️❤️

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

BREAKING: (yawn) White House shits bed again... https://t.co/q72WdPZbgk

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Newton’s 3rd law of motion, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction” poeticized: “You cannot touch without being touched.”

[Lesli Smith @LSpaz55]

#TheXfiles

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I'm glad the GOP and NRA know who Leslie Knope and Lisa Simpson are because the country is full of Leslies and Lisas who will TAKE THEM DOWN

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Nick Offerman echoed Michael Shur's demands that the NRA take down the #ParksandRec GIF: "Leslie Knope represents the opposite of your pro-slaughter agenda" https://t.co/nJxIq59t5y

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Hey @nra please stay the fuck away from Leslie Knope. https://t.co/Lr2HCeN7qp

[Alana - ElevenThreeKC (she/her) @eleventhreeKC]

As you might know, we did a Girl Scout cookie + local beer pairing. You can check past posts for more descriptions of the pairings, but here is a recap!

Let me know if you’d like some Girl Scout cookies to do your own cookie + beer pairing!! You can order through tomorrow!

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

Begging our military personnel whose hands are actually on the button(s) to please have the courage to show more restraint - the world is at stake.

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Coming to this a bit late, but a striking study on California's economic performance since Democrats took full control and began implementing many progressive measures https://t.co/6NDVUi61fc

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Dear Atty Gen Sessions: the main gateway drug to opioid use is NOT marijuana,but rather pharmaceuticals given to unsuspecting patients (& their parents) who were told by medical doctors that they should take them. Big Pharma is the biggest drug dealer in America and they know it

[Lesli Smith @LSpaz55]

"Its like those math problems. You know, the ones with words- what are those called" - M. French

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

October
-Pumpkins invade
-Cake packaging covered in ghosts
-Constant jumpers
-Some bastard finishes Christmas shopping
-Hello, darkness

[Lesli Smith @LSpaz55]

L-"Honey, i hope you know, I'd be happy to bend the knee"
T-"In my experience, you'll bend both of them" ha ha, he's HILARIOUS