Aaron Rodgers: “Every conspiracy that we were getting ridiculed for, it’s all been proven true.”
“Politics is a total sham.”
“The government’s a uniparty.”
“They don’t give a fuck about regular people.”
“If voting actually mattered, they wouldn’t let you do it.”
“Trump gets into office running on all these policies.”
“He’s going to go after the swamp.”
“And go into Fort Knox.”
“And cut the vaccine stuff.”
“And not go into foreign wars.”
“And end the Ukraine stuff.”
“And transparency in the Epstein files.”
“And what’s actually happened?”
“Absolutely nothing.”
“This is a pro-Israel first administration.”
“And when you dig into it, that’s the uniparty.”
“How many members of Congress are sponsored by AIPAC?”
“There’s no MAGA movement.”
“The guy you elected hasn’t done any of his campaign promises.”
“Politics is a crazy psyop.”
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Funny ways to say you gotta poop
"That fart is pulling a trailer"
"I got an 8 inch grip on a 9 inch turd"
"I think I'm running out of farts"
While sitting on the toilet, just yell out, "I'm crowning"
"Unburdening myself from what has been"
"I am dilated to a 10"
"Dammit, lunch is pushing out breakfast"
"Gonna make some stink pickles"
"Hey, @Diane94338153 I am gonna go cook up some stenchiladas"
"I'm bingo stamping my shorts, bro"
"Download a brownload"
"I am uneating"
"I have a task I cannot delegate'
"My fart fell out"
"My food lease is up"
"I am currently negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage"
"My next fart has a companion"
"I have to go sit down somewhere else"