Robert Edwards

Retired military. US Army. Armor. WW2-subject author. Avid model tank builder. Staunch conservative. Hate "wokeness" in all its forms. Happily married. Go Army!

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think.

You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson.

And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact.

Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten?

And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin.

The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN?

No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week.

But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility.

Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud.

You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers.

And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act.

After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit.

Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom.

You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave.

And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee.

You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out.

So here's some advice, Tommy.

Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you.

You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.

Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕

[Brian Cates - Political Columnist & Pundit @drawandstrike]

DANGEROUS...with COFFEE!

Trump Has Broken Their NATIONAL ELECTION RIGGING System...By Forcing Them To Reveal It On A Scale Never Before Seen

Turns out Trump does plan to take the U.S. Election systems in 3,000+ US counties away from the Shadow Government.

Was I was wrong about was that he didn't plan to take the 3,000 county election systems down and replace them BEFORE the 2026 midterm elections.

And he didn't plan to do it DURING the scheduled 2026 midterm elections.

As we can all now clearly see, Trump is preparing to to take the U.S. Election systems in 3,000+ US counties away from the Shadow Government AFTER the 2026 midterm elections...

...where he so trolled these Shadow Government pricks into showing their hand in a way they were literally forced to CREATE 20 million fake voters in order to craft THE GRAND ILLUSION that the nation has shifted dramatically towards a party that just spent 22 months playing the role of THE INSANE PARTY.

They are now desperately trying to use their mojo-less Shadow Government Conservative Media, Inc. to desperately sell sell SELL The Grand Illusion to the country....

...and they are failing to make the sale, exactly as Trump and Team Patriot knew they would.

Trump has something now he never had in 2020: he's got robust control of the Executive Branch agencies and the military and much of the IC.

He laid a trap and then he pulled the country so far towards himself, while taking so much power and control away from them elsewhere, he literally trolled the Shadow Government into VASTLY overcompensating in their power flex of the ONE THING HE LEFT IN THEIR HANDS: their control of the 3,000+ county election systems.

And now he's going to take THAT away from too.

Watch me discuss this for 2 hours!

Preshow Music Presentation: 9:30 am ET
Live Show kickoff: 10 am ET

https://t.co/uWi8lgzoMO

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

Hegseth-
Got the Ayatollah
Got Maduro
Got the narcoterrorists
Got rid of DEI in the DoD

Massie-
Got fired

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

One is a monstrous and demonic ghoul, the other is named Freddy.

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

🚨 BREAKING. Scott Bessent just announced the Internal Revenue Service is launching MASSIVE AUDITS of financial institutions that facilitated the laundering of Minnesota funds.

Read that again.

Banks. MSBs. Financial middlemen.
Anyone who helped move dirty money is about to get TORCHED.

For once, the IRS is being deployed FOR AMERICANS FIRST — not against working families.

Follow the money.
Audit everything.
Prosecute whoever broke the law.

Thank you, Sec. Bessent. 🇺🇸

Do you firmly support Scott on this?

[Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr]

I don't care what anyone says I love @sjkokinda

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Bruce Springsteen endorsed Abdul El Sayad, which means the guy who wrote "The Rising" after September 11th is now on board with the people who think America DESERVED IT. What a miserable old lesbian.

[Brit Hume @brithume]

This, from @ConradMBlack carries much truth, but will not be widely recognized any time soon.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

The reason you're seeing all of these polls showing Democrats far ahead (even in red states like Texas) is they hope voters on the right will get demoralize and not show up

They do this every election cycle so DON'T fall for it!!

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Best ad ever. IMO!!!!!

"Liberals are the new racists." That one line during football weekend has the left in a meltdown. Funny how people who sort everyone by skin color all day are suddenly very upset about being called out for it.

If the shoe doesn’t fit, why so loud about it?

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

If a Somalian woman with fake ID can get into Congress and you don’t believe that illegals can’t vote…

YOU are part of the problem.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes https://t.co/4aO9Rnuaih

[Freedom 🇺🇸🦅 @PU28453638]

This wins the internet today!

Look at the garbage can. 😂🤣😜

[Andrew Kerr @AndrewKerrNC]

NEW: Ilhan Omar, whose husband's firm accepted $11.25m from an Indian billionaire in 2024, told Chris Hayes last week she struggles to pay rent for her 2 homes.

Her claim defies belief—since 2023, Omar has accepted $118k in taxpayer funds to pay for her DC rent and daily meals as part of a little-known fringe congressional benefit. This is on top of her $174,000 salary.

For more on this and the mysterious $11.25m cash infusion Omar's husband's venture capital firm received in 2024 👇

https://t.co/H1jWWUKZYk

[David Asman @DavidAsmanfox]

To be clear: Overall grocery prices are up 1.8% from a year ago...a cumulative rate of 7.4% over 4 years. The cumulative increase in food prices under Pres Biden was 23.3%. As for energy, NY’s cost per kilowatt hour is twice that of the national avg.
Thanks Gov Hochul.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Mohammad cubed leads to murders!

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

"The system's broken" says Gavin Newsom.

Oh FFS. You ARE the system! You've run California for eight years. You had a Democrat supermajority. You could do anything you wanted.

We got the highest poverty rate, unemployment rate and cost of living in the country. Vote for CHANGE!

[Clinton @614clinton]

I'm in Arizona and enough is enough with all this political nonsense. I am completely fed up with how crazy things have gotten.

My 26-year-old daughter was actually slapped around today just because she supports Katie Hobbs.

Can you even believe that? Truly a sad state of affairs when my own daughter gets slapped around for voting for Hobbs.

But you know what? I will absolutely do it again if she doesn't change her ways!!

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Our national debt is over $40 trillion. I'd love one politician to show me, line by line, where it all went.

Not a speech. A receipt.