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Multiple teams reporting Reconstruction Phase is “down bad in a very bad way” after trading his future away for Najee Harris and watching a putrid 1st half for the Bama alum.

“It’s kind of said” says one team owner.

Deadline inbound.

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DEVELOPING:

Given the nature of Thanksgiving Eve, a plethora of team owners are unintentionally meeting.

Talks are heating up, emotions are high as most owners are 4-5 drinks in. More to come.

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Another massive move today between two teams that will ultimately not make any noise in this league in the next 5 years.

Team Strikhov continues to stack 1sts & it seems Bumtolo is ready to go for it all (all the while trading Najee?)

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News:
Growing belief in sources close to Team Bumtolo Colon that once-promising Alabama star Najee Harris will be dealt by Thanksgiving.

Would expect this to come before kickoff of Game 1. A busy week in the league with the trade deadline looming.

More to come.

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More disappointment across the league:

Team owners Skunk Jacobson and Hedgehog Livnat of “IndianaJosh1862” are now looking at an 0-3 start to the season with 0 first round picks through 2026…

When asked about adjustment plans:

“We plan to continue stacking 35+ year old QBs.”

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“It’s worse than people think internally. We all know how much this means to him. It doesn’t just end in GroupMe. This is affecting relationships with family, friends, and Glusman. One more loss and that might be it for him and Raye.”

0-3 with Creak Boys coming up…

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Source:

Team “Boptolo Colon” owner, Benjamin Perlow, allegedly had chow mein and orange chicken thrown at him along with passionate boo’s at the local Panda Express when picking up dinner.

“Sell the team, bum” they chanted.

Seems all of Atlanta is fed up with his ownership. 😳

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When asked for comment, @G_Fish22 was quoted:

“Look, I’m not trying to be unfair here. This is a “take $5 and turn it into a car situation”. If the league can’t understand that WR talent like Byron Pringle doesn’t grow on trees, not sure what else I can do.”

More to come.

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Rumors swirling around @G_Fish22 QB room and his outreach since the Dak Prescott injury Sunday night.

Well known for his inability to offer or discuss fair trades, Team Fish & Chips has consistently offered Byron Pringle and a late 4th for top tier QB talent

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Cap or no cap?

Team RRRR will make the playoffs this year

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Wow😳:

Team B’nai may not be as bad as everybody thought………

Obviously😒:

Team Strikhov is just as bad as everybody thought………

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Breaking: Chinks in @G_Fish22 armor

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Breaking: Jerry Jones has informed reporters that Dak Prescott needs hand surgery.

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LEAKED:

From the commissioners desk:

Commissioner Edlin will be accepting wagers.

48 hours.

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JUST IN:

Sources confirm: Team B’Nai Yisrael & Team Reconstruction Phase have “nearly finalized” a trade between the two teams. Players to be named when deal is done.

Will we see another Josh Allen situation? Surely, Team B’Nai Yisrael cannot afford another one of those.

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BREAKING: After what has been called a “come to Jesus moment”, team RRRR has decided a playoff push is not in the best interest of the team.

Sources say the team is in deep talks for a trade package centered around Matthew Stafford in exchange for future draft capital.

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Is this cause for concern over Team IndianaJosh1862 long-term dynasty outlook? Is he committed to the next 5 years?

Vote here:

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BREAKING:

At 10:25 PM EDT, Team IndianaJosh1862 LEFT the LTE II GroupMe. After an alleged altercation with Team Big Stick over being an “outcast”, it seems he has simply had enough.

We go live to Team B’Nai Yisrael, with his response to the breaking news:

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While my boots on the ground sources didn’t get this entirely correct, I’m told Team Boptolo has taken these trade talks into the week AFTER the 30A vacation.

Guess he just wasn’t on sleeper enough throughout the weekend. Makes sense, as he doesn’t see his HS friends everyday.

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My boots on the ground sources confidently tell me…

“There will be a deal done today. Looking like at least 2-3 players and a at MINIMUM an early 2nd round draft pick.”

Initial inclination is that team BoptoloColon is leading the charge, and for once, talking dynasty on 30A.

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Kenyan Drake headed to the Ravens.

Serious concerns around the league regarding Team Reconstruction Phase’s paper thin depth. Mike Davis, a prime bench piece for Team RP, takes a big hit here with the Drake signing.

Safe to say, Team Satya Sai is having a wonderful Tuesday…

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My boots on the ground sources confidently tell me…

“There will be a deal done today. Looking like at least 2-3 players and a at MINIMUM an early 2nd round draft pick.”

Initial inclination is that team BoptoloColon is leading the charge, and for once, talking dynasty on 30A.