Longhorn Diesel

Get Schlosst in the Sauce. Texas Longhorn 🤘🏼/Dallas Cowboy 🤠

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

Texas flipped a 5 ⭐️ DL and they are taking it very well over on the UGA forums 😂😂

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

@mzenitz @CBSSports @CBSSportsCFB @JohnsonJarret @chris_hummer @MikeRoach247 @ShehanJeyarajah @ShotgunSpr @insidetroy @gmartlive @TomLoy247 @AndrewMentock That series with Minnesota is gonna be crazy 😂

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@BussinWTB If you’ve gotten beaten by 50 before you shouldn’t say a single fuckin word

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@BrennanBaxt That doesn’t move the needle guy. USC is ass

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

Post the number of DL that have been drafted by both schools the last few years bud. You’re not gonna like the answer 😂

[OUHogan @ouhogan]

Yet our D-lineman got drafted higher than yours? Make it make sense!!

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

@Geraldini93 If he wants to get developed he will choose Texas. Yall don’t even put DL in the league anymore 😂

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@thelafleurboys https://t.co/LIL3KjEoKs

Check out this banger

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@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @AggieFootball @AggiesToday @CoachMikeElko @JosephAHastings @BarstoolTexasAM Never heard of this kid

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

Why would we be afraid to be independent? If we did that we have a cupcake butcher made schedule like you guys.

College football has passed ND. Your glory days are before you were even a thought.

[🍀👑 SHLAMA 👑🍀 @TrustDave]

@LTHDiesel @SD2Mics You’re afraid to be an independent & you if you are as big as you all say you are, it should be pretty easy to do

Sark claims and he gets a free spot. FALSE. ND must be in the top 10 and any Conference team would get a spot if they were in the top 10.

Why are Horns fans iggy?

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

You guys talk like bitter ex gfs.

Guy tells the truth that Techs schedule is a complete joke and you guys all lose your minds.

He also told the truth that he’d dog walk that same schedule with his 2s an 3s.

[Jake Brend @JakeBrendTV]

Steve Sarkisian proved to me what I already knew.

Texas was born on third base and still finds a way to never cross home plate.

Deep down, that entire institution knows exactly what they are... losers.

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

Isn’t this your king?

[Coyote Raider 🌵 @CoyoteRaider]

Breaking News out of Austin TX

Texas AD: “due to upholding the integrity of the hypothetical matchups the SEC prides itself on we will be withdrawing from competition against Texas Tech in OKC”

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

@thelafleurboys https://t.co/jR1pPb7ZJV

Let’s gooo

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What’s the scoreboard up to?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

1 with cheese, 1 without. That’s how you do a #LightLunch

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

Bombs awayyyyyy

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Katie. Fuckin. Stewart.

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@JoshPateCFB I’ve seen this story before…..

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@TigerTylerD @TexasFootball @LSUfootball This is gonna age like milk

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@WillBaizer The non shit eating FSU fan curse is going to rival the Curse of the Bambino and the Cubs Curse

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@12thManAg @lair_kirk Highly recommend you sitting this one out

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Billionaire loser acts tough on the internet. Is in fact not tough in person

[Cody Campbell @CodyC64]

Upping the ante: @TechAthletics will pay the buyout for both the ACU and Texas State games. Let’s go!!! @CoachSark @_delconte

[Longhorn Diesel @LTHDiesel]

@Horns63 Nothing like losing on the field and off the field 😂

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Gambling wasn’t his addiction, losing was 😂

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

Brendan Sorsby sent money to people out of state so he could continue to bet after transferring to Texas Tech this year, which is another violation, per @RossDellenger.

After the Red Raiders spent millions on acquiring Sorsby in the transfer portal, he will never play for them.