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[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

Imagine Max Holloway is just now starting his Tony Ferguson run and looks like shit tomorrow

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@MrBeast 1444443

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Jaylen Brown's statement after being traded from the Boston Celtics to the Philadelphia 76ers:

First and foremost, thank you to the Most High, even in the midst of adversity. I'm here with gratitude. 

I’m still processing how this all went down. I’m excited and disappointed at the same time. I earned my respect from this city. I never asked for shortcuts or special treatment. I simply showed up every day, put my head down, and accepted every challenge.

The relationships I built here, the battles we fought together, the championship we brought to this city, and the connection I shared with the fans, I’ll carry on with me. 

Saying goodbye isn’t easy when you’ve invested your heart into something.

I’m big on respect and actions speak louder than words. To the people of Boston, thank you. To the community I built here I love you, and to the shiftaz we are locked in for life⚡️

As one chapter closes, another begins.

I’m excited for what’s ahead and grateful for the opportunity to join Philadelphia. Every city has its own identity, its own passion, and its own expectation. I respect that, and I’m looking forward to earning that respect the only way I know how.. through the work. 

Philly - throw the ball up let’s get it!

[Stable Ronaldo @StableRonaldo]

Happy national los appreciation day @LosPollosTV, you are loved. Thank you for being the best ❤️‍🩹

[J @JayTC53]

How dare a UFC fighter call Michelle Obama a man!

Meanwhile here are Democrats & MSM mocking & making fun of Melania Trump.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Texas Rangers will not hold a ‘Pride’ Night this season, will host a ‘Faith & Family Day’ event.

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

Breaking: Conor McGregor will face Max Holloway in the main event at UFC 329 in Las Vegas, @DanaWhite announced on social media.

This bout will be fought at 170 lbs.

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@LosPollosTV Tubby lives matter

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@naturallight 50,400 cans #NationalGarageDay #NattyStash #Contest

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@ByMarkDaniels Buddy, any dunkees Drake Maye walks in he is getting everything free

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@LosPollosTV When u cum after tubby, he’s gonna cum right back.

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@thuuuuney Back in the day u used to log on a random day and get a free 99 trout or kershaw with no tickets spent

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎

You asked, we listened. Busch Light Apple is officially back and available nationwide!

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@MLB @CleGuardians Not even an Indians fan but this man deserves to have a statue the second he retires

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@OneManCircus87 @VorosTwins Hey douchebag. I’m all for the right to believe any religion you want. But if you want to be a prick to people can you explain the reasoning why Jesus resurrection had no mention in the earliest gospels. And also these holy gospels were written DECADES after Jesus died.

[lumpy dequavis @LUMPYDequavis]

@SenWarren Ya let’s just take away $7 billion from one of the biggest employers in the world for the fun of it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My last one done more than all of these combined.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BRYCE HARPER IS AN AMERICAN HERO

TIE BALL GAME!!!