LVY LittleSpoon

Mostly unsupervised. Occasionally correct. Otherwise unremarkable.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

Free Brawl Stars or else!*

*“Or else” is used solely for the purpose of satisfying the requirements of the Brawl Stars x Duolingo community event and should not be interpreted as a threat, promise of action, statement of intent, ultimatum, or indication that the undersigned possesses either the means or organizational capacity to produce an “else.” No owls, cacti, language-learning applications, Brawl Stars employees, players, or associated third parties are in any immediate or foreseeable danger. Participation is strictly trophy-box motivated. Please govern yourselves accordingly.

#LegallyDistinctThreat #BrawlStars #Duolingo

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars This is unusually specific.

I assume there was an incident.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@duolingo @BrawlStars Is this forgiveness transferable or do I need to confess separately?

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

Hey @BrawlStars, quick question.

If my internet connection is already punishing me, why are you helping?

30-minute ban.

Thank you for your support during this difficult time.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars Guys, I'm not speaking hypothetically.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars You said Duo & Spike. You did not specify what to do with them.

#HopeYoureHungry #BrawlStars #Duolingo

#JusticeForCarryMeChicken

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars And suddenly cooking them seems like the conservative interpretation.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@Bav1544605 @BrawlStars Employee of the Month.

Completely unrelated: tell me three things about yourself.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@Bav1544605 @BrawlStars I am aware I have committed several crimes against the spirit of the request.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@Bav1544605 @BrawlStars Yes

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars @RD870 One insult, please. It's for the algorithm.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars You said Duo & Spike. You did not specify what to do with them.

#HopeYoureHungry #BrawlStars #Duolingo

#JusticeForCarryMeChicken

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@OrangeJuice I started playing @BrawlStars because my son has ADHD, loves the speed of it, and I thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together.

Plot twist: I have ADHD too.

That escalated quickly, which is how I somehow went from bonding with my child to dropping my own kids off at school and using Edgar to hunt the ones who stayed home, because somebody has to enforce attendance. Not very motherly of me, but here we are.

Except, at one point, @duolingo showed up... and gave me detention.

I've made it almost 40 years without getting detention once, so naturally I took that personally. Apparently the appropriate response is to cook chicken and involve a stranger from the internet.

You seem to enjoy ridiculous challenges, so congratulations: you're the stranger.

I give you Carry Me Chicken. It's Marry Me Chicken, but I'm Italian, so I took a few liberties. You're welcome.

Oh, and since Duo started this, every ingredient and instruction changes language. You wanted content, Duo wanted me to share a chicken recipe with a Brawl creator, and I needed revenge. This feels mutually beneficial. Legally, probably not a partnership.

I'm challenging you, but I'm also trusting your basic survival instincts. There are a lot of languages involved and at some point translation stopped being a science and became an act of faith.

So if something doesn't add up, trust your instincts. If the chicken starts looking like a questionable life choice, please don't die for content. Hit me up and I'll give you the safe English version.

I accept no responsibility for linguistic casualties. Apparently what we actually need is Duolingo AI.

Culinary ones, however, would be awkward.

Anyway, your move. And sorry.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

Support is freely given #BrawlStars

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@RD870 @BrawlStars Ohhhh. You're pitching a cosmetic, excellent! I'm accepting the contribution and commemorating you in the Spoon universe. You also accidentally filled a gap in the market. Forever in your debt.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@RD870 @BrawlStars A comma could have done a lot of work here.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars Finally, a skill-based event. #BrawlStars #Duolingo #TenCoinsWellEarned

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars I’m not saying it’s a ritual. I’m saying I’d like to know who brought the candles.

#NoFurtherQuestions

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

Operations are proceeding with no clear objective.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@epicemployeecos @BrawlStars @OrangeJuice That's okay. The chicken knows what I did for him.

[LVY LittleSpoon @LVYLittleSpoon]

@BrawlStars 27 if the Brawl Stars logo counts.

I found 16. Then @Matteo31613201 found 27 and brought photographic evidence, so I abandoned my principles and copied his homework.

#PeerReviewedCheating #InMatteoWeTrust #BrawlStars #Duolingo