Lisa Bethel

The most interesting toes in the world-retiree gone wild
(formerly known as public school educator)

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome @tomhanks We decided “what the hell…”, we’d sample the Tom Hanks (aka The Cokagne) and were prepared to be disgusted. We were wrong. It was refreshing

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@s_webber @HawleyMO His and Hers Barbecue in O’Fallon. Pork steaks so tender they cut with a plastic fork! https://t.co/qYnSXfKW22

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

Finishing @JasonKander book while the grand girls burn off some Christmas break energy. #MentalHealthMatters

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

There’s no crying in baseball. The hell there isn’t😭

[FanDuel Sports Network Midwest @FanDuelSN_MW]

What a moment. Yadi, Albert and Waino exit the game in unison and receive a massive standing ovation from the crowd at Busch. ❤️

TV: Bally Sports Midwest
Stream: https://t.co/xrilQAZUxp

#STLCards

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

Please tell me someone has followed up with Derrick for comment. I’m fascinated and need to know

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@RandPaul Here’s my question: most states made changes to election procedures this year due to the pandemic (including my state of MO) so why were none of these questioned except “swing states” or those the past president lost? @HawleyMO never objected to how his own state modified

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@RealAdamBethel @RossTuckerNFL @Dameshek @damienwoody @geoffschwartz @davebriggstv The ribs at Q39 and the burnt ends at Woodyard are perfection

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

These have brought me so much joy! Man there are creative and entertaining people out there!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Can we start a thread with all the Bernie Sanders pics so they all live in one place?

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@RepHartzler You, dear lady, are hollow. Your duty is hallowed. Resign

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

I am one of your constituents and what you did in no way represented me or MO. You weren’t questioning changes or results of elections in our state. Every state made pandemic changes (including ours) but you only objected to those that Trump lost! Resign now

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

My statement on the woke mob at @simonschuster

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

Do you think he knows there is a large portion of the country with no stocks/investments, no jobs, no healthcare during a pandemic?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Finished off the year with the highest Stock Market in history. Setting records with your 401k’s, just like I said you would. Congratulations to all!

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@AGEricSchmitt @TXAG How would MO respond if other states tried to tell us how to conduct our state elections or business? (Example-what if other states sued because of our piss poor Covid response?!) This is absurd. Focus your time and our resources on issues in MO. We have plenty.

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@JasonKander Did you break open that breakfast beer yet?

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

Seems like the perfect day to #leadbyexample #wearthedamnmask and put responsibility and care for others before our personal inconvenience. https://t.co/x2eNMt77Cr

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

I’d love to see all 50 Secretaries of State issue this same statement!

[Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson]

The ballots are not “out of control.” Our elections are safe, secure, and accessible to every eligible citizen thanks to the thousands of committed election administrators from both parties who are working around the clock to ensure every vote is counted and every voice is heard.

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@JoyceWhiteVance @KatyTurNBC Broken

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

Same descriptions could fit a number of women including Harris but for some reason these descriptors are a + for a man and a - for a woman🤬

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

Castro, as I have said for years, is smart and mean and talented and happy to be your son of a bitch.

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

This👇😳💯. Godspeed to all you current educators, school employees, board members, etc. I know you’ll do all you can as best you can as you always do but damn.....

[Juliette Kayyem @juliettekayyem]

No guidance.
No standards.
No details.
No plans.
Just words that no one can disagree with because they are so meaningless.

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

Hey @stevenmnuchin1 - those of us in rural America count on our Post Office for delivering necessities like meds. And voting by mail should be the norm! #MailedIt

[Lisa Bethel @LWagBeth]

@JohnJHarwood @RichLowry And don’t overlook Adam Wainwright @UncleCharlie50