JOB OPENING โ WIFE WANTED
Duties:
โขyour pre-existing hobbies
โขto like me
โขto be nice to me
โขto let me spoil you
Benefits include:
โขrelentless love
โขbabies
โขemotional safety
โขbabies
โขquitting current job forever
โขbabies
Starting pay: every penny I have
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@literally_chad One of my first few weeks at my new job, I was standing in [redacted] up to my shins and washing out an entire roomful of it. People asked me how was it while smirking, I earnestly said Iโm not sure I ever had a better day of work in my life. #confusion
The last time I saw my ex was October 30, the day I drove us home from our 5-day vacation. Until today, clearly October 30 was also the last time I looked in my passenger door.
At least there was 82ยข underneathโฆ
I donโt have an issue with the wife grilling her husband if Margot Robbie is prettier than her. I like women & with them comes the cute, silly โgirl questionsโ. He should have just said โno, baby, youโre prettier.โ
My issue is that some women will not accept that answer either.
Good morning, friends.๐
If you could please spare a prayer for my brother, whoโs having a procedure this morning. If you remember, he was very sick for a few years a while ago and this appointment is downstream from that.
May God send his angels to guard you on this Monday.
My brother is out. Heโs got some discomfort, but otherwise okay. Wonโt need another procedure for a year, praise God.
Thank you all for uplifting him in prayer.
Good morning, friends.๐
If you could please spare a prayer for my brother, whoโs having a procedure this morning. If you remember, he was very sick for a few years a while ago and this appointment is downstream from that.
May God send his angels to guard you on this Monday.