𝙻𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚇. 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚑

New Mexican poet, 1849-1911. Substack available now:

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JOB OPENING — WIFE WANTED

Duties:
•your pre-existing hobbies
•to like me
•to be nice to me
•to let me spoil you

Benefits include:
•relentless love
•babies
•emotional safety
•babies
•quitting current job forever
•babies

Starting pay: every penny I have

Inquire in DMs

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@milkandmarrow The Betty Palmer.

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@DarkModeSyntax Oh noooooooo

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@crimsoncrown33 Whoa nelly!

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@literally_chad One of my first few weeks at my new job, I was standing in [redacted] up to my shins and washing out an entire roomful of it. People asked me how was it while smirking, I earnestly said I’m not sure I ever had a better day of work in my life. #confusion

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@sugarbeelatte I always get the person behind me at the drive-thru. Every time.

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@c0micrel1ef I can relate…

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The last time I saw my ex was October 30, the day I drove us home from our 5-day vacation. Until today, clearly October 30 was also the last time I looked in my passenger door.

At least there was 82¢ underneath…

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@NewMexicoVibes Good boy, Diesel…

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@c0micrel1ef Let me just get this velvet rope for you quick…

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@WHerzogovina Oh, you!

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@pixelvirtue Still loving the glasses chain.

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I don’t have an issue with the wife grilling her husband if Margot Robbie is prettier than her. I like women & with them comes the cute, silly “girl questions”. He should have just said “no, baby, you’re prettier.”

My issue is that some women will not accept that answer either.

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@BuffaloByGodDan Not too shabby, yourself?

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@Brumairian Appreciated, Nap.

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Good morning, friends.💛

If you could please spare a prayer for my brother, who’s having a procedure this morning. If you remember, he was very sick for a few years a while ago and this appointment is downstream from that.

May God send his angels to guard you on this Monday.

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@Tharrison1840 Thanks, Tex.

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@crimsoncrown33 Thank you, Daisy. 💛

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My brother is out. He’s got some discomfort, but otherwise okay. Won’t need another procedure for a year, praise God.

Thank you all for uplifting him in prayer.

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Good morning, friends.💛

If you could please spare a prayer for my brother, who’s having a procedure this morning. If you remember, he was very sick for a few years a while ago and this appointment is downstream from that.

May God send his angels to guard you on this Monday.

[𝙻𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚇. 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚑 @LXIPoetry]

@silverarm0r Never change.