oldmanIsom

Old Man Swag

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@jayparks34 Toy Story did that to me. Just think. You grow up with all those toys in your room not knowing they can talk and stuff.

[Cloyd Rivers Burns @CloydRiversBurn]

Basically... Merica.

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 What’s Gus doing?

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@catcher5_gus @jtsuttles @Cordellday4 No he doesn't. You still owe him 16 for raising your ass!

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

Disneyland is pretty cool until news eve night then like everywhere else the freaks come out. #gohome

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 We can go home now our trip is complete.

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

I'm investing in a cosmetic company in a Spanish speaking country. They have got to be making a killing!

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

The generation that put a man on the moon is the same one that designed and built Disneyland. Both accomplishments are amazing! #Merica

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

Since @sarahmarie2019 won't show you what her dad made her for Christmas I will.

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 @ladygaga Not true. I know part of that Katie Perry song where you roar and that skrillix "call 911".

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 What a jerk

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

In my book, if you're old enough to serve your country, you're old enough to be served a beer in your country. Merica.

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 Yep

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

The problem with Liberals is they equate tolerance with acceptance. To clarify: tolerance is me puttin' up with you makin' bullshit sandwiches. Acceptance is me actually takin' a bite. Merica.

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 So you're saying I should be a songwriter? Can do

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 Get some stitches next time

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 Stupid kids. How about "it's only painful when I put one of these 👊🏻upside your lip and you bleed?" Do it @sarahmarie2019 I'll bail you out

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@BULLBALLEDTWALK Do you really need those things to pick up chicks?

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@FrankPrantl @sarahmarie2019 I have my good and bad.

[oldmanIsom @L_A_I_2]

@sarahmarie2019 @hanarenaee They will be.