Lach

Don't compare your film to someone else's trailer.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

John Kruk to NASA astronaut Christina Koch:

"Explain to the folks what rice pudding was like up in space."

...

"Y'all have beer up there?"

Koch: "No, we do not. Carbonated beverages do not do well without gravity..." ⚾️🚀🎙️😂

[harish 💿 @biid4mvp]

bro i’m sobbing morey genuinely had eric gordon andre drummond and kyle lowry on this roster

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

@BillSimmons

[Rich Hofmann @rich_hofmann]

Push-offs are good now.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

For those of you who don’t know, he grew up in extreme poverty, used to practice with rocks, then at 17 left his nomadic family and ventured to Tehran alone (without his father’s support), was homeless camping outside one of the soccer team camps until someone gave him a chance.

What a man.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

The US didn't want to let the Iranian football team in the country because they were afraid all the women would leave with them

[Lach @L_C_Ham_]

@jamesallcott Championship transfer window

[Will Schryver @imetatronink]

🔹 Word of the Day 🔹

trumpery

https://t.co/TOejRim1Fn

[Lach @L_C_Ham_]

@ellis_platten Thanks for the advice, I'm trying not to die today

[Lach @L_C_Ham_]

@jamesallcott QPR, since nothing else is going on in the football world right now

[nicølina 🪿🇪🇸 @ellonico]

genuinely disgusting headline man

[₡ 🗣️ @SirEmbiid]

Tears

[Fan @undercoverNBA]

Daryl Morey and Sam Presti deadline negotiations

[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

BREAKING! US court ha suspended the US sanctions against me!
As the judge says: "Protecting the Freedom of speech is always just the public interest".
Thanks to my daughter and my husband for stepping up to defend me, and everyone who has helped so far.

Together we are One.

[Erin Grugan @eringrugan]

The final Sixer player's name called in the illustrious career of Matty Cord is... Johni Broome.

[Will Schryver @imetatronink]

🤡🌎 The Imaginary "Project Freedom" Ends with a Whimper

The mountain of American humiliation heaps higher with each passing day.

We are witnessing a shockingly decisive strategic defeat.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Israel to pour $730,000,000 into propaganda arm amid reputational crisis

"First reported by The Jerusalem Post, a total of $730 M has been allocated to the national public diplomacy directorate, known by its Hebrew name Hasbara, which oversees Israeli propaganda."

"The figure marks a sharp increase from the $150 M set aside the previous year, which had already surged to roughly 20 times pre-2023 levels."
https://t.co/oDLte4xEN7

[Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam]

Paul George: “It’s on us, you know? We still feel we're in the driver’s seat.”

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

Joel Embiid, on his success in Game 7: "I saw #11 on their team, before I came back he said they didn't care if I was playing or not, and they hadn't even adjusted their gameplan around me. I think it also helps when the other team doesn't worry about you." "