Lauren ⚜

Always ready for a nap. #RaiseHail #ALLCAPS #NATITUDE #HookEm 🤘 #Marketing #Advertising RT ≠ E

[OutKick @Outkick]

Dude's in heaven

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

When did Russell Crowe start coaching soccer?! Here for it. 😎 #USA

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

I had a dream last night that I met David Duchovny.

Asked him for his autograph on my body so I could go get it tattooed.

He said no.

And all I could think was, “Brendan Fraser would’ve done it.”

So. You know. Monday started off strong.

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

This morning at the World War II Memorial, we pause to honor the courage and sacrifice of those who stormed the beaches of Normandy 82 years ago today. 🇺🇸

Photo by Chris Johnson

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials.

Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect.

Social media + rage bait ruined that

[LJ 🎩🐷 @MadHatter_LJ]

I wonder if the Commanders do something for their season ticket members for losing a home game to London…

Not only did they raise our prices significantly, we get one less home game.

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

I watched Green Mile on a flight to Mexico.

Didn’t realize there was a 10ish year old boy diagonally behind me.

When I stood up to leave, I know he was going to be asking his parents questions as soon as he found the words.

@EITMonline, I don’t think I’m sorry about it.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

we got you a dog

🐾 @natspup_ 🐾

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

ALRIGHT, UCONN!!!!! #MarchMadness

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet.

This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

I’m not an expert… clearly. But @MasonMBB would be doing better than VCU right now. I believe it.

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

USA! USA! USA!

[Mountain Cabins @cabinsmountain]

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Seasonal depression sounds fake until you get a random sunny day in February and you realize you've been dead inside for months

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Indiana won the National Championship.
Darnold won the Super Bowl.

Apply for that job.
Hit up your crush.
Start the dream business.

2026 is the year to just go for it all.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Turn the page. #RaiseHail

[NOVAwx @AwxNov]

You know it’s been cold when 32 degrees and no wind feels like 60

[Lauren ⚜ @L_Marie930]

Accurate. Prepping for a day of shoveling. It’s called carb-loading.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

if the power goes out during this snow storm I will stay warm because my fat ass has already eaten 28,000 calories today

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that people will die if you put a giant glowing distraction like that right on the side of a highway filled with Maryland drivers