I had a dream last night that I met David Duchovny.
Asked him for his autograph on my body so I could go get it tattooed.
He said no.
And all I could think was, “Brendan Fraser would’ve done it.”
So. You know. Monday started off strong.
This morning at the World War II Memorial, we pause to honor the courage and sacrifice of those who stormed the beaches of Normandy 82 years ago today. 🇺🇸
Photo by Chris Johnson
This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials.
Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect.
Social media + rage bait ruined that
I wonder if the Commanders do something for their season ticket members for losing a home game to London…
Not only did they raise our prices significantly, we get one less home game.
I watched Green Mile on a flight to Mexico.
Didn’t realize there was a 10ish year old boy diagonally behind me.
When I stood up to leave, I know he was going to be asking his parents questions as soon as he found the words.
@EITMonline, I don’t think I’m sorry about it.
Indiana won the National Championship.
Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Apply for that job.
Hit up your crush.
Start the dream business.
2026 is the year to just go for it all.
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that people will die if you put a giant glowing distraction like that right on the side of a highway filled with Maryland drivers