Lord Voldemort

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

#ifgovernmentshutdown I swear I had nothing to do with it. This time.

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

Four horcruxes for you, Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco.

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

RIP Jackie Chan… TO SHREDS.

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

I've got all my life to live. (Except that I live a curse life). I've got all my love to give (Ha) and I'll survive. I will survive. #muhaha

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

I grew strong. I learned how to carry on! (Unicorn's blood is delicious, by the way...)

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

Murder by day, dance by night. #bejealous http://t.co/bR06vJb

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

Black Hoodie Conspiracy is trending in the UK. Haha, #deatheaters

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

#threewordstoliveby KILL DISNEY FANS. http://twitpic.com/4a7ace

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

How many mudbloods it takes to light a wand. #thingsonlyaslytherinwouldknow

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How to speak parseltongue. #thingsonlyaslytherinwouldknow. And I guess Harry Potter knows how to do that too. Damn.

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

FINALLY, Beliebers be dammed! http://t.co/KHt0QKh

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So sweet that the #muggles have dedicated an entire day to their malevolent dictator. #Vday

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

"You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." #gaystuffdumbledoresays #mugglelover

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

Don't ridiculous. I am inclined to kill you for several more reasons than just that.#sport @scoutjmp RT are you inclined to try and kill me?

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

#ahoetshirtwouldsay "My name is @harry__j_potter."

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@L__Voldemort is a #nonbelieber.

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

#1day until I commit genocide on a scale the likes of which the world has never seen. Too bad everyone will be cheering me on. #rebel

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

I can help @cedric__diggory FIND an early death, if that helps.

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

#questionsidontlike What happened to your nose, mister?

[Lord Voldemort @L__Voldemort]

The #sagawards sound like an excuse to give Bathilda Bagshot a trophy. #pointingouttheobvious