Harry Potter

I'm Harry Freaking Potter

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

Happy birthday to me...

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

I could have found and destroyed every single #horcrux in the time it's taking that blasted muggle site to post a clue to Pottermore.

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

#whenihavekids, I'm going to name them some dumb combination of the names of people important to me. Screw @Ginny___Weasley's say in it.

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one. And Voldy's gone moldy, so lets have fun!" - Mischief Managed

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

Everyone claims to be seeing me today even though I've been hiding out at Shell Cottage. #soconfused #worried

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

More Potter? Well, alright, if you insist...

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

They're are calling us to #prayforSeanKingston because of his jet ski accident. We should be praying for Kingsley- he wrestles basilisks.

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

If she's crying while you kiss her, #getouttherelationship!

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

He kills my parents, kills me, and I STILL have to kill him? #givemeabreak! @L__Voldemort

[Ronald Weasley @ron__b_weasley]

Protego my Eggo.

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

Sorry you lot! The Dursleys have been monitoring communication with the outside world. (Uncle Vernon's version of the Patriot Act.) #ugh

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

I am @Harry__J_Potter and I approve of this message.

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

@ron__b_weasley Butterface?
(@Ginny___Weasley)

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

@L__Voldemort Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? You think I'd crumble- you think I'd lay down and die. #theboywholived

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

@L__Voldemort But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. Killing my parents was a douche move…

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

@Draco__L_Malfoy "#StopRightThere before I knock you off your broom!" #sorcerersstone

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

Perfect Couples? @ron__b_weasley and @Hermione___G, @harry__j_potter and @ginny___weasley, and @L__Voldemort and #death.

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

Dancing with @Hermione___G right after @Ron__B_Weasley left us. #thatwasawkward

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

I knew @Draco__L_Malfoy had bad taste in music, but Rebecca Black?! Yeesh. http://t.co/wN42y20

[Harry Potter @harry__j_potter]

There are 29 Knuts to a Sickle, and 17 Sickles to a Galleon. #wizardingfacts