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North Devon Gooner, Life Soldier...

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@joeal90 caught out again?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Met a guy online who wanted me to fist him. Turned up, door unlocked, rubber mask & harness on the bed. Was wrist deep & his gf walks in. Not sure if she was more shocked at the rubber mask, me as a bloke or the fact I had my hand up her bf's bum. He says "babe, we need to talk"

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

‘Erik Ten Hag wants to talk to you…you’re a lazy f*cker’

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@andykiff1

[Mat @mat64791452]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Rooney would’ve done what?? 🤣😭

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@joeal90 Johan Djourou

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Eating so much over Christmas that Cliff Richard no longer wants to be photographed next to me

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@andykiff1

[Joke Blog @joke_blog]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

I’ve lost count of the number of goals we concede that are directly attributable to Zinchenko.

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@andykiff1 @Rossko22

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@thomas_powell89 @BallTurbo39 @matthigham69 was this filmed after I left on Friday night? 😂

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@kiffer 😂

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

You are 15 again stood in the shop before school...

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@eurofootcom Sounds really shit

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@andykiff1 @DirtyFootbaIIer “He should have ducked” would have been my response to the inevitable mass brawl after 😂

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@matthigham69 ever been? 😂

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together

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Blimey that has got to be one of the worse penalty awards I’ve ever seen 🤦‍♂️

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@andykiff1 I always wondered about that knife in your bathroom

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I keep a knife in my bathroom. It's in the basket above the toilet. Nobody has ever asked why it's there or moved it. I use it to cut extra long poos in half that won't flush. Then I rinse it off and pop it back in the basket.

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@Carra23 Totally agree and have said it for a while, some say it’s great theatre but it’s making all officials look poorer rather than more credible

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@Rossko22 @wooffy @joeal90 @andykiff1 Pothole! 😂😂😂

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

📞 “We’ve got a bloke at work we call ‘pothole’ because everyone tries to avoid him.”

📞 “My mate is ‘the exorcist’. When he comes over for a beer, all the spirits end up gone.”

We got the listeners to share some nicknames..

Ally McCoist absolutely loses it! 🤣🤣

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@Rossko22 @andykiff1 @joeal90 He got me first! 😂😂 FFS Graeme