(((Lauren Ackerman Forte)))

Book Dragon. BUT NO ONE IS READING THIS. (And my opinions are my own.) (she/her)

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

WILSON!!!

Mr. Met dressed up as Wilson to meet Tom Hanks 😂

[(((Lauren Ackerman Forte))) @LaFortify]

Yes!!!!

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

Here. We. GO!
#JackRyanGhostWar
May 20th
On @primevideo !

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

First promo for the animated 'Firefly' series just dropped

They need fans to like their post on IG "to convince folks that this is something people want."

(via IG | https://t.co/6A8rICEQhF)

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The fact he gave this speech while dying tells you all you need to know about him. 🥺

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Watergate was adorable.

[Jeffrey Dean Morgan @JDMorgan]

Ps, #badbunny kicked ass! Period. One hell of a show. Message about love and unity in every language. Only had to listen, so many just choose not to. BrandiCarlile had me tearing up before kickoff! Emotional, amazing, incredibly special day. @Seahawks

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Anyone who is currently silent because you think “At least it can’t happen to me,” shame on you, but also — and more importantly — wake the fuck up, because you’re wrong.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The most enlightening and disappointing thing to come out of this ICE shooting is that the right legitimately does not give a fuck about human life if it harms their political narrative.

Watching people malign a 37 year old mother for being murdered by her country is insane.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.

[(((Lauren Ackerman Forte))) @LaFortify]

@SecWar You could not be more of a fucking piece of steaming shit.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Over twenty-five years in the U.S. Navy, thirty-nine combat missions, and four missions to space, I risked my life for this country and to defend our Constitution – including the First Amendment rights of every American to speak out. I never expected that the President of the United States and the Secretary of Defense would attack me for doing exactly that.

My rank and retirement are things that I earned through my service and sacrifice for this country. I got shot at. I missed holidays and birthdays. I commanded a space shuttle mission while my wife Gabby recovered from a gunshot wound to the head– all while proudly wearing the American flag on my shoulder. Generations of servicemembers have made these same patriotic sacrifices for this country, earning the respect, appreciation, and rank they deserve.

Pete Hegseth wants to send the message to every single retired servicemember that if they say something he or Donald Trump doesn’t like, they will come after them the same way. It’s outrageous and it is wrong. There is nothing more un-American than that.

If Pete Hegseth, the most unqualified Secretary of Defense in our country’s history, thinks he can intimidate me with a censure or threats to demote me or prosecute me, he still doesn’t get it. I will fight this with everything I’ve got — not for myself, but to send a message back that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump don’t get to decide what Americans in this country get to say about their government.

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Queen on Saturday Night Live with ‘Under Pressure’…their one and only appearance on the show.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

No words…

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

In his own words

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Thirteen years ago, my administration acted to protect young people who were American in every single way but one: on paper. 

DACA was an example of how we can be a nation of immigrants and a nation of laws. And it’s an example worth remembering today, when families with similar backgrounds who just want to live, work, and support their communities, are being demonized and treated as enemies. 

We can fix our broken immigration system while still recognizing our common humanity and treating each other with dignity and respect. In fact, it’s the only way we ever will.