Lauren Muscarella

Author of Alice's Law: Honoring Lost Loved Ones and Finding Deeper Meaning.

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

@RenitaReally Is this corn freshly shucked?

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

@RenitaReally Well, the sin was implied.

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

This is amazing

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

My shady cousin in charge of the short-lived family newsletter attempting to shame me and my sister’s spinsterhood in our ripe old 20s. ALL BY HERSELF 😂😂😂

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

😂😂😂

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

Love Ballad on the top ten love songs of mine before my parents got divorced. People don’t get married and fuck yo kids up. Specially their musical references. 😂

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

🤣

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

The moment I wake up... @LaMuscarella

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

In the face of crisis, FDR had the New Deal to help suffering Americans. Now, @realdonaldtrump, you and your fellow Republicans are pushing the #SelfDeal. See the difference?

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

@RenitaReally that seems distracting to the view unless she’s playing herself.

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

They’re both pretty awful in it.

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

@LaMuscarella

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

Same.

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

Mama doesn’t own a microwave but she does have this lovely air popper Aunt Irene gave her as a housewarming gift 41 years ago. 😂😂😂

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

@Auntkfun1 @PageSix Truth. And even hotter when you hear him talk about his wife of 35 years...

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

Why is he so cute?!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

Oh my heart! Look at mama’s boy🥰

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

@RenitaReally @AntonellaB what do you mean?! 😴 😴 😴

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

@AntonellaB @RenitaReally

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

Clay and Nicole take the hot seat in this deleted scene of the #BachelorInParadise Finale Event.

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

🤣

[Rent Um Spoons @RenitaReally]

@PoPville @LaMuscarella The Royal Palace or as you once deemed it, naked, elderly, bingo is no more. Coming soon, Assets!

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

No problem! Thanks for taking a pic.

[Walter Bird Jr. @walterbirdjr]

Tweeted the wrong person previously. Oops! Here’s my do-over: When you stop at a diner in #NewHampshire and there’s a pic of #GeorgesConeyIsland on the wall @LaMuscarella @TweetWorcester @RPCurrie @HankStolz

[Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson]

Donald Trump did not come out of nowhere. His agenda is like an opportunistic infection that only got hold of us because of a societally weakened immune system. And nothing is weaker than thinking that the system that produced him is somehow the system that will get rid of him.

[Lauren Muscarella @LaMuscarella]

Thank you!

[TC RESTANI @AfterHoursTC]

#FF my long time friend @LaMuscarella because today is her #Birthday!

[TC RESTANI @AfterHoursTC]

Listen to my #Podcast interview with author @LaMuscarella about her book "Commandments of a Mistress" https://t.co/tuppPKnxK9 #Books #Mistress #LaurenMuscarella #TCRestani #PodernFamily