Not Ron Washington

Parody Account of LA Angels Manager. First base is incredibly hard to play

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Getting swept by the ChiSox requires a new profile pic

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Don't worry about the suicide squeeze. I promise I won't walk Corey Seager with the bases loaded.

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When I tell you to put down the bunt, you better put down the bunt!

[Super Halo Bros. ⚾️ @SuperHaloBros]

Ron Washington: "Guillorme didn't get the job done."

The job:

#RepTheHalo #GoHalos #Angels #LTBU

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Not my best.

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Almost the entire #Angels fanbase has been supportive of Ron Washington from the jump, including us

This however is not how you build a good clubhouse culture

That was an impossible pitch to lay a bunt down

There is an accountability issue in Anaheim
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Assume I'm the ump and @samblum3 's questions are the bat. This is a metaphor

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Ump tried to fight it as much as he could but finally went down

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@craigcalcaterra

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Mike Trout is at his son’s little league game today watching Beckham play & he signed for a bunch of the kids at the ballpark, including our good friend Larry’s son. Made his day!

@MikeTrout is awesome! #Troutstanding

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Lord, help me.

[Jeff Fletcher @JeffFletcherOCR]

Angels today

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Looks like everyone is getting up at 4am for fielding drills.

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@PerryBurner Too late

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Throwing strikes, avoiding errors. Like I was saying...

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11-1, like I was saying... We gon' be about it.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING: King Théoden has fired his longtime interpreter and assistant, Gríma Wormtongue, alleging that he embezzled a massive amount of funds and used it to bet on the downfall of the kingdom of Rohan.

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This is the most Angels story ever, and somehow the Dodgers get all the cleanup. #Grateful

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Shohei Ohtani dodged reporters after today's brutal 15-11 loss to the Padres. Dodgers PR staff would not let anyone near Ohtani’s locker and told reporters he would not be taking questions or making any statements. His only comment to the media members in attendance was “have a good night" as he scurried out of the clubhouse.

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@LockedOnAngels @SuperHaloBros Young men, your hosting change caused me to have to delete 6 years of episodes from my player. Let's not play the game like that anymore.

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@AngelsWin Young man, please don't.

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What happens on Monday when Shohei gets a physical and the Dodgers find out he can't pitch next year?

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@ProductiveOuts Gloves off since he blocked you, huh?

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I'm as comfy as a cat in a bag.

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The skipper Ron Washington doing interviews today with the MLB Network crew.