Alice Lee. (PARODY/RP)

almost 2 years ago

Suddenly, her interest seemed to spike, the redhead now at full attention. “Mercenary work?? You’re fucking with me, right??”

almost 2 years ago

"Mercenary work. Mostly in the business of committing murder for a living." He said, balling up the paper and throwing it as soon as he finished speaking.

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almost 2 years ago

She let him grab a piece of paper (it's not like it could hurt her), but she yanked the rest of the notebook back before tilting her head slightly. "What do you mean 'your line of work'?"

almost 2 years ago

"No, I get it. In my line of work I know that life can be one gigantic shitshow. All I'm sayin'..." he moved to snatch the notebook and tear a piece of paper out of it to enact a little 'revenge'. "Use being young to your advantage, y'know?"

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almost 2 years ago

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘓𝘦𝘦. She just smiles at him, a deep breath filling her nose before she carefully chooses her words. "I have my reasons for not appreciating this shitshow we call life, okay?"

what was that? it was nothing just the wind :) // killer bait

almost 2 years ago

"Listen-" he said, blocking that paper ball as well. "-my knees are regretting me not appreciating my youth more."

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almost 2 years ago

A snort of amusement leaves her as she throws yet another paper ball at him. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

almost 2 years ago

"Appreciate your youth. I know I should have." He said, absentmindedly scratching his chin. "I know I certainly didn't think I'd make it this far."

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almost 2 years ago

“27, unfortunately.” Shoving her hands back in her pockets, she shrugged. She was very casual, given her words. “Hopefully I won’t make it that far.”

almost 2 years ago

"Spectre." He said, smiling a bit as they shook hands. "I'm gonna guess you haven't hit the triple digits in age yet, have you?"

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almost 2 years ago

"Well, I have, and let me tell you, they don't get less cranky as they get older." A hand is held out for him to shake. "Alice."

almost 2 years ago

"Can't say I have, no." He said with a chuckle.

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almost 2 years ago

Ah, so honesty is what throws him off. Cue a smile as she leans against the wall. "What's the matter? Never met someone 8 times your age before?"

almost 2 years ago

"I'm sorry, you know people how old?" He asked, not bothering to deflect that one as it bonked him on the forehead.

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almost 2 years ago

"Please, I know a guy who's turning 200-something, and half our professors are in their 60s." Another is thrown at his head. "That's not old."

almost 2 years ago

"Just turned 39 on Saturday." He said, managing to smack that one out of the air and against the wall.

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almost 2 years ago

"Pff, please." She tosses it at his right shoulder. "You can't be THAT old."

almost 2 years ago

"Keeps me on my toes, at least." He said, shrugging while keeping his hands up. "It's helpful, in my advanced age."

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almost 2 years ago

She's already crumpling a third from her notebook. "Good try, but not quite."

almost 2 years ago

He tried to block it, and he DID clip it, but... It hit his stomach instead.

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almost 2 years ago

Maybe for once, someone WON'T scream at her for a harmless joke. Cue her throwing it at his chest this time.

almost 2 years ago

He's smiling back and chuckling in return. His hands are up though, ready to block the second.

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almost 2 years ago

He's met with a smile from the redhead, Alice waving with a second one already in hand.

almost 2 years ago

It lands. He's slowwwwwwly turning around.

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almost 2 years ago

She's just bored, so she's more likely to think that everyone else could be the same way. . . . Tosses a paper ball at his head, too.

almost 2 years ago

Is everybody just mildly horny tonight what the fuck--

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almost 2 years ago

Almost 30 whole seconds pass before another one is tossed. Does she care she’s being ignored? Not really. She could throw them at a wall and be just as entertained.

almost 2 years ago

donk . it thips off her head and lands next to her. just ignore them , grace .

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almost 2 years ago

Then here comes one headed for her head right now.

almost 2 years ago

she can live with paper balls being thrown .

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almost 2 years ago

Light pranks. Maybe paper balls thrown at her. She saves the good shit for friends.

almost 2 years ago

it depends . what kind of trouble are we talking here ?

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almost 2 years ago

It very well could be if she wanted. No promises, though.

almost 2 years ago

i-is it about to be my problem ?!

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almost 2 years ago

She’s bored and ready to make it someone’s problem.

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wade wilson. @unboundvigor

almost 2 years ago

Cue the biggest eye roll of her career. She can't STAND the curfew Storm put on her when Wade's not there. "Remember how my real parents sucked? If she's my 'mother' here, I'll go back to being forced to go to church every Sunday and Wednesday."

almost 2 years ago

yeah, that he knows. storm is actually the one that called him to tell him to come back and 'control his feral child'. so rude, honestly. and funny to think wade has any sort of control over alice whatsoever. "now, peanut, you know you're not supposed to disobey your +

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