Lacey Markowitz

Jet Setter ✈️

[Natalie Fertig @natsfert]

Love is Blind can’t find people in DC because everyone a)won’t take the time off from their career to find love, b)is afraid they might jeopardize their security clearance by going on the show and/or c) doesn’t want it to pop up when they run for office someday.

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@AmericanAir This is the boiler plate reply….

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@AmericanAir we are delayed because a flight attendant lost her ipad. How does this happen…we are in Miami, get another ipad.

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@HallieKantor @tacobell I’m concerned, will you be ok? This sounds like a traumatic experience. I hope they make it right!

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@ChickfilA do you have anyone employed to handle customer service?

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@ChickfilA it would be my pleasure if you would respond to my email or my tweet!

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@ChickfilA is the screw the new ingredient in the southwest chicken salad? How is this acceptable?

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@ChickfilA is the screw the new ingredient in the southwest chicken salad? How is this acceptable?

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@MsTaylorCorbett Other girls, broke boys and someone’s rich parents

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

Sitting in a café in Paris, and for the first time since I have been here I hear/understand American girls gossiping. It is taking all of me not to join in. I don’t know these girls.

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

Fun fact: in France you don’t say “French onion soup” you just say “onion soup” 🤯

[Reagan Airport @Reagan_Airport]

Just an airport, standing in front of its passengers, asking them to arrive 2 hours early.

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

Nothing about running a marathon speaks to me 🏃‍♀️

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@pperkinsvinci14 At your apartment?

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

This is my yearly post of if you have to tell people or post a picture of what you are supposed to be for Halloween, try harder next year. 🎃

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@datbeckyyy @helluvahigh When you are done with white lotus, watch Yellowstone

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@datbeckyyy They grow on you sadly hahah

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

Why don’t rugby players wear helmets, feels like an obvious decision. #Olympics

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

Why can no one stick a landing? Is this not a thing anymore? #Olympics

[Lacey Markowitz @LaceyMarko]

@MarriottBonvoy @UberEats 🍰🌮🍕