Brittnee

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[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

turning 26 and getting kicked off of your parents health insurance

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

What is an extreme sport?

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

the moon is extra pretty tonight

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

i’m ready for baseball again

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

I have dropped my phone 8 times in the last month my goodness

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This is how ruins should be displayed

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

fuck yeah campy

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

Pop up bar in the creek this week #mylife

[clay ⚥ ☭ @bmahblagblah]

@Iesbiangaze not valuable to the conversation but the pan to the interviewer after she says that rich white women are at the helm of the pitbull community is sooooo funny

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Hi @Sethrogen (+ Keanu): the central library in my city badly needs a new building and will soon be raising funds

I’m sure everyone in Huntsville, Alabama would be thrilled to visit the Rogen-Reeves Public Library

I’ll be the interior designer, and I promise the firm I work for will make it as beautiful as your money allows. With your contributions, we could make something very special!

(This is not a joke. The project is on hold until it can be properly funded, and as a formerly lonely bookish kid, this is my dream project. I would love for our city to have an exceptional library that will be loved for generations!)

Best,
Alyssa 🤍

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I’m sorry but mocktails should be like $4, not the same price as a cocktail

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

jesus

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

fuck yeah

[✨ @abolishcxps]

they were making fun of my husband at dinner and asking him why his wallet was so fat,,,, and he pulled out like 6 pictures of me lol

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Brittnee @helluvahigh]

I miss good pizza

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Hulu about to be so mad