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[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

@dumoulin_nick @apt613 Chez Lucien!

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

I can’t give up on Twitter because of that one time that @chrissyteigen rt’d me making fun of my boyfriend and 1000 people told me to dump him in the replies. I never did.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

The vibe is me trying to catch up to my whippet

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

@sthmrrll @kaleighf Wow yes absolutely

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

Imagine not wanting to wear a mask in the grocery store being the only thing you ever stood up for 😅

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

Just googling the likelihood of nuclear war before clocking in on Monday

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

2 is my lucky number (am i 5?) and my boyfriend’s birthday this year is 2/22/22. I’ve never been more jealous about anything.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

I see many small businesses getting so caught up in these trends that they are pulling the focus away from what they offer. It’s confusing, it looks muddled and chaotic. If you don’t want to dance around on a reel, please don’t, your audience can feel your discomfort.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

Ok quickie re: social media. I work in digital marketing and have for a long time now (like back when it wasn’t called digital marketing). This reel/TikTok stuff is getting carried away. At some point someone said, “you HAVE to do reels/TikTok’s to grow your social.”

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

For example, when I see a local realtor/dentist etc. start dancing pointing around on a reel, I’m out. It’s not genuine, it’s uncomfortable to watch and I’m not interested - I imagine their local target audience is also not interested.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

“We use psychology to make you deeply regret the red foods”

[big red @spalinabean]

every noom ad is like “we’re NOT a diet. we’re an eating disorder :)”

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

I have trypophobia and both of my dogs have hyperkeratosis. What kind of sick luck is this 🙃

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

During the dark points in covid I spent a lottt on candles, a lot. So I decided to start making them for myself because I found a lot of them were so strongly scented that they would give me headaches.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

I hope my last photo is frozen on someone’s ig right now. This is mine, quite nice. I might buy it after this is all over.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

I have been picking “pampas grass” from the ditch for years. I’m here to tell you it’s harvesting season, save your money, close the Etsy tab, go find a country ditch.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

@ericapeighton Wait, is this dog modeling a human item??

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

…. The people are losing their minds you guys. I feel like 40% of my Facebook friends have posted the most wild, unhinged rants I have ever seen this week. I’m worried. It’s only Tuesday.

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

AOC wearing this at the met gala of all places is brave

[VALERIJA @vaaalerijaaa]

aoc turned up to the met and said EAT THE RICH 🍽 #MetGala #MetGala2021

[Lacey Ward @LaceyWard_]

@vikkiboden Wheeew you found the perfect gif for this 😅🙏🏼