Ham Jilpert

CEO of Woolworths

[Ham Jilpert @LachlanPie]

@ccrex101 You're meant to be in the hell fuck yeah tent with the cool sexy people bro

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@melanalcoholy Do it.

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@melanalcoholy Thank you for reminding me this album exists

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@Rhys_Tea Maybe, I rarely see L players in Mercs cutting me off though.

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There are two things leftist drivers agree on:
1. Making assumptions about someone’s driving ability based on stereotypes is bad.
2. BMW drivers are all useless dickheads.

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@keiteii When?

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@melanalcoholy It’s time Hamish

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@melanalcoholy I hate this

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@keiteii Despite everything you’re not that violent

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@melanalcoholy I’ll be there to protect you ❤️

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@melanalcoholy Get a Caroline shigaharu, you deserve it

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@freshlettuce8 Clearly you didn’t go to Redcliffe high and it shows

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@keiteii Thanks for the laugh mum ❤️

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@LachlanPie Delete this right now

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Happy birthday @keiteii

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@melanalcoholy A Viking

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@melanalcoholy I love my hagstrom. One of the best guitars I’ve played

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@keiteii You literally work in food service

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Sex is pretty cool, but so is doing a backflip and right now I can’t do either.

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@melanalcoholy Sorry dude, my dads six months older and has general alpha energy, i think he’s the leader