Cowabungus🌳

Negative squared latin capital letter b

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[turbomander @turbomander]

calling my uncircumcised friend adam sandler because he’s an uncut gem

[Cowabungus🌳 @WhitePagez2000]

FUCK ME I GUESS

[Bisexual Gamer Looking For Love, Pls look female @skramzbunny]

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

[The Chaser @chaser]

“I will always jump at the chance to party with teens on an island,” said President Trump

[rde @rde_or_not]

That friend who stays at low hp for stat bonuses

[Mr. Bug @XxBugL0verxX]

When your stomach is digesting and starts making terraria sound effects

[Cowabungus🌳 @WhitePagez2000]

Am I ever gonna have a good edible?

[Cowabungus🌳 @WhitePagez2000]

I'm a big fan of the number 68

[Cowabungus🌳 @WhitePagez2000]

i'm calling it now someone is going to die here

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Beast Land opens in less than 24 hours :D

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

[Zanah (Zay-Nuh) Thirus @Zanah__]

I have an orgasm every day and I’m usually high as hell when I’m not at work.

[gross boy🐌 @grossb0y]

shes an everything bagel… and im just a nothing burger…

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[Pidgey ᕙ (° ~ ° ~) @Ridingmypidgey]

Made this in 2.5 seconds thought about it tonight lol. GG's Mariokart Worldwides with the new update. We ain't playing the intermission routes.