Madison

A nerd that crafts, I mainly knit.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

Hello, @AlwaysJKRowling I’m an avid knitter and a proud slytherin. What do you think of my ambition?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

Out of work for a full week and need an MRI due to falling twice this morning since the @CityOfLakeville can’t have the sidewalks cleared in the mornings. People who walk need safe conditions too.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@CityOfLakeville is anyone going to be clearing the Kenwood side walks?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

Hey, I wonder if Trump’s ass gets jealous of all the shit coming from his mouth.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@realDonaldTrump Sir, we are very much into a pandemic. What the hell?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@HP Where can I go to actually get some dang help? I’ve been struggling with a laptop for weeks! And nothing when I give you my email!

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@McDonalds Tried the portal, and got my food with this pile of weird honey like stuff on my tray. ??!

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@HP Care to explain why I can’t get an email to verify my identity so I can log into my computer?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

Hey @Spotify I asked a question to customer service like two months ago. I’m a Starbucks partner. What happened to my free premium?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@NyxCosmetics Why must the foundation stain cloth?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@CityOfLakeville You guys seriously need to do something about these sidewalks. It shouldn’t matter if it’s a county road Kenwood sidewalks need to be clear. You can’t even access the crosswalk button on the street light from Southfork. Someone could get hit by a car. Cmon.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@CityOfLakeville This is why we need clear roads and side walks. #injured #fallenandbarelygotup

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@CityOfLakeville Walking conditions suck.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@CityOfLakeville Hey! I’m still walking in knee deep snow to get to a stoplight button. Can you guys PLEASE shovel around them too?

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@CityOfLakeville Hey can you guys learn to shovel sidewalks? Kenwood is ridiculous! I had to walk to work in knee deep snow! And it was above the new just to get to the crosswalk button!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[day after Fourth of July]

6-year-old: What do eagles do the rest of the year?

8-year-old: Carry hobbits.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@jk_rowling https://t.co/qck7FPKn4s

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

Hello, @AlwaysJKRowling I’m an avid knitter and a proud slytherin. What do you think of my ambition?

[Susan Calman @SusanCalman]

Why do I stay on twitter despite the agression, gloom, doom and general crap?

Because of this. A Madrid police dog trained in CPR. That’s all I need.

*look at him checking for breathing. It’s amazing* https://t.co/HSB8Bf0hmJ

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Remember when you were like 7 and thought changing your name to Thunder BearSword would be super cool?
Like that, but our cheeseburgers are still better.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@jazz_tia_owens @GordonRamsay It was just something I saw on Facebook and we were tired of constant pizza. I’m sure it’s easy to find on google.

[Madison @LadyAliceL]

@GordonRamsay Hey Gordon my friends and I made a chicken Alfredo garlic roll. Topped with garlic butter parsley and Parmesan cheese. My friend Drew has been trying to learn from you. Thoughts?