Lady Applesauce

I am a 30 years old trans queer lady internet. Social Justice Kobold. I like some TV shows and Videogames almost as much as I’m mad at them.

[Lady Applesauce @LadyApplesauce]

On her way to protect your girl. #FFXIV

[Zara 🩸✨️ @thelakesx]

Ludmilla is the first afrolatin women to perform on the main stage of coachella and she brought her WIFE (another black woman) on stage during her set and international sapphic twitter is not batting an eye at them #Coachella

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

I love digimon because truly only they understood that inside an uncanny af trans woman is actually a little puppy

[YMI ☄️ @oYMIo]

rolling rolling rolling...wacky katamari ff14 AU

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

thick thighs???? oh you mean noise cancelling headphones

[F'ortuna Favore @FortunaFavore]

Cracking open a cold one with Nanamo 🍺

[Isaac King 🔎 @IsaacKing314]

Elaborate jokes that will only be understood by like 5 people on the planet are the actual best

[Lady Applesauce @LadyApplesauce]

it’s a common misconception. Baphomet didn’t trans us, we transed baphomet. once we opened the first informed consent clinic in hell things got much nicer

[maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry]

happy new #FF7 day!! here's some of my ff7 comics :)

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he’s an opponent of the Great Man theory of history:

me: where’d daddy go?

baby: structural forces have caused my father to disappear

me: peekaboo!

baby: as a result of long-run dynamics, my father has returned

[Hipólita of the Lily Tribe 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇦🇷☭ @its_hipolita]

forever my favorite fact about the Takarazuka Revue, the all-female Japanese musical theater troupe:

[Zach Harris @PotCzach]

Pineapple belongs on pizza. Pineapple belongs on tacos. Pineapple belongs on al pastor taco pizza.

[Tori Lee @toriflee]

Today I noticed that the Folger's Shakespeare Library softcovers look suspiciously like cans of LaCroix. Here is a 🧵of pairings, starting with A Midsummer Night's Dream and a lovely can of fizzy lemon water.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Here Comes the Excuse Caboose