Jaq

Space Geek, Rogue Baker, Travel Addict, Expat, Database Wizard, Avid Reader, Beach Lover, Parrot Head, Dr. Who, LGBTQ Ally...an eclectic set of interests! #Z2

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@oriana_lazzaro @LoriinUtah Damn, I didn’t get that memo! As a weed smoking Canadian socialist I can confirm there is zero interest in invading the US. We have legal weed, universal healthcare, great immigrants, and our Prime Minister is a stone cold non-orange fox. We’re good!

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

911, what is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: Somebody better do a welfare check on Ted Cruz. Colin Allred just buried him alive on a debate stage.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@canadapostcorp

Worst customer service I’ve ever encountered and I’m old. I use a prepaid card online and two weeks ago I committed the cardinal sin of buying books on Amazon too fast. I’ve been waiting since June 28 to have it unblocked but nope. WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

What in the actual fuck do republicans want?

They say you can’t NOT have a baby and now you also can’t have a baby. Make up your fucking pea sized minds.
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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Fan-fucking-tastic!!! But the murdering little shit should be in fucking jail!!!

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Oh please, Angela Merkel made her loathing of Nectarine Nero blatantly obvious on many occasions.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

So are you, cupcake.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Looked like Nunes is going to need to polish his resume.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Yeah, in elementary school that’s called a “participation” trophy.

I bet it said “Biggest, Bestest Orangest Client”. It’s probably in your office beside the fake Time Man of the Year cover. Or it’s in the shitter keeping the stolen docs company

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

So, I’m guessing it wasn’t worth it to debase yourself and genuflect before Nectarine Nero and lie your ass off to the American people? Did he tell you that your crap pillows would be on the bunk of every serviceman into eternity?
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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Tommy Tuberville sure appears to be a snowflake pussy.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

While Republican men seem so stupid and gullible that they’re undateable. I guess we all win!

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Hoisted by their own petard seems to be the Republican 2024 campaign strategy.

Sometimes cozying up to crazy just bites you in the ass.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.

How this doofus amassed a fortune is beyond me. His secret plans are wifi sniffing drones over polling sites.

I believe that requires an eye roll to the power of infinity.

🙄♾

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[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Women enjoy having human rights. And we vote.

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[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@RpsAgainstTrump Nectarine Nero didn’t take anything from the Republican Party. You all happily handed over the keys to the kingdom and proceeded to genuflect and kiss the ring as he humiliated and berated you. A huge group of beta’s whining at the consequences of their actions. Zero fuqs to give

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@acnewsitics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 at least I’ll be toasty warm!

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@Sophia_Nyx @TheCharlieKruse Bull Durham, no contest.

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@nathaliejacoby1 Bad ass

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@AZ_Brittney @jmcavaM Sean Hannity is an interviewer?!?!?

[Jaq @LadyJYYC]

@AZ_Brittney No comparison at all. Mel couldn’t Be Best in any way.