Thumbelisa 🐾🕯

If I’m wearing socks there’s a good chance they don’t match.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

Seeing as I’m turning 50 this year I’ve decided to do an Amazon wish list. Everything on it will be donated to the #LAFFS4KIDS charity. Buy something if you like, I’ve tried to keep all stuff under £20.

https://t.co/EWnMY8al4C

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

My life is over.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

I have rang the Samaritans many times over the last year

Nobody answered.

[Emma @scousepie]

The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis care
The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis care
The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis care
The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis c

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

Police helicopter has been circling our street for over a hour. Now on foot police are knocking on the doors on the other side of the street. Pensioners man, you can’t trust them. 😂

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@IanPBrookside I happened upon the Alan Bradley tram episode a few years back & I’ve been hooked on #ClassicCorrie ever since. This also led me to #ClassicEmmerdale as well.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@Teenski1 I’m pretty much finished with it all now. But even when I was regular I bled so little one box of tampons would last me almost a year. The tweet was more taking the piss that people believe that nonsense.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

Hot take of the day. Tampon manufacturers put chemicals in the tampons to make you bleed more so you have to buy more tampons.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@MumbrianSpinner I’ll even bake a cake or something. X

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@HolyCrayons Yeah that always bothered me. Plus his had a rule of 24 hours clear after vomiting before they could return. Sent him one Monday he told them he’d been sick the day before, I got a right snippy call to go and collect him “24 hours” He’d been sick at about 1 am on the Sunday 🤨

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@HolyCrayons It became a standing joke in our house if we became ill “have you checked his pockets for a note”. When the pandemic hit we still said it.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@HolyCrayons It’s horrific the amount of germs those little walking Petri dishes bring home from school. We would come down with something and a week later find a note in his coat pocket warning of whatever was doing the rounds that week.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@TeaCider Thank you, will have a look.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

Manchester followers. Can any of you recommend a really good dog sitter? I don’t want kennels, I want someone that takes the dog in to their home and treats them like I would.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@gazeeebo64 Everyone loves a titty biscuit.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

I’m going on a baking spree this afternoon. Mustardy cheese scones, melting moment biscuits, bread & an old school tray cake.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

The melting moments came out better than the last time.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

The scones look acceptable.

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@maxiwoo Thank you. Will call her tomorrow x

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

@SueNicolson Thank you. I’ll look at that x

[Thumbelisa 🐾🕯 @LadyLisaCusack]

It’s for next Saturday, 16th October. We’re going to be in Manchester anyway for the theatre and husband has a lot of work stuff to do around the south. So we’re thinking of renting a camper van and continuing on from there.