Professor of Himbo Studies

New York Times contributor, Bandit Queen of Western China, and Kis-My-Ft2 trophy wife

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

Actually, I think I'm out now. Thanks for the laughs and the leftward radicalization gang!

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

I'm gonna miss @JortsTheCat and the memes but I guess I'll have more time to read lol

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

I'm interested in knowing exactly when the Musk takeover goes into effect bc that's the day I take my leave of this place and get even further offline.

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

So annoyed I have to leave twitter now im either back to tumblr or going all in on reddit

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

there are so many rats in the subway. it’s almost like we need some kind of railway cat, a cat of the railway train or something…

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

@poetastrologers Do not I beg

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

I have my reasons, always, even if no one cares to ask

[Mabintou @mabintou]

Reserving pampering & self-care for burn out and/or special occasions is not the way to live. It’s a lifestyle.

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

@ashleyalongi Honestea

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

I've been sharing this info with all my coworkers so we can more effectively bully HR and upper management

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

There's legislation in California to shorten the workweek from 40 hours to 32 hours without a reduction in pay, which would be the most transformative labor legislation in our generation, and it should be bigger news... but it barely made a headline.

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

Extremely close to starting a Stede Bonnet hate account lol

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

@ItsPettywise First your cat and now u

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

I've pinpointed that my beef with LA is that I hate lines and I hate not being able to walk everywhere, so driving to get to a place with a line is...unbearable

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

@Very_samson Lmao I said what tf I said nigga. Aint nobody reading that novel you couldn't even thread but maybe you'll get it published one day?

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

@Very_samson Baby I'm a woman but you can call me sir if you want lmao

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

Raise independent daughters before they get trapped by knuckleheads like this 😮‍💨

[🍷🪐Bushi³⁰💿🪐🍷🧢 @bubblegumbusa]

I literally cannot get over how perfect of a show Abbott Elementary is. AND IMMA TALK ABOUT IT EVERY WEEK

[Professor of Himbo Studies @LadyOfSpain17]

A breakup for cowards

[niya wiya @THENIYAAELISEEE]

the fuck is a break in a relationship?