LadySavage

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[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

The domestic terrorists on the Capitol were the same people who wholly supported the police’s use of excessive violence in the events leading up to and throughout BLM. So why didn't the cops on Capitol Hill today use violence? — Because even cops know: you don’t hurt your fans.

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Cocomelon is on Netflix

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

To all these whites protesting stay-at-home orders: you're angry about being locked in your house for 3 months. Guess how mad blacks are after being locked in your house for 300 years. #thinkaboutit

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Ok but what if there is a girl named Karen who's actually a dope ass bitch

[Slimin’ Phoenix @JustInNotOut]

Nigga, Little House on the Prairie was this raw!!? https://t.co/hbDFJGHEum

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Guy: Let's play a game so we can get to know each other. We'll ask each other questions, no repeats.
Me: Sounds good!
Guy: What's one thing you notice about me that you like

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Don't worry guys, when she says, "I learned how to use my voice confidently," she means she learned how to cuss out a student in front of a professor for two hours and then hang up on the professor mid sentence. TAMU breeds #leaders #TAMHSC

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

While everyone else was busy writing long Facebook posts about the last day of class

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Does anyone else have one predominant chin hair that has the strength of 1,000 chin hairs and grows faster than any other hair on your body
--and you can't stop touching it

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Tiger King ain't got nothin on this. #RIPIrrfanKhan

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Putting on a shirt for the first time in over a month to present my case to my professor over Zoom like

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

..also I'm 21

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

People say I lie about my age but for several years I've put different DOBs on all of my forms in the hope that somehow the gov't would fudge it up and let me back on my mom's health insurance after 26...luckily I don't really have to worry about that for 3 more yrs tho

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Update: this includes bitches who laugh at everything

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

Never trust a bitch with a fake laugh.

[LadySavage @LadySavageX]

If lil Kimmie is really in a vegetative state...can anyone check to see if he has a butthole