Ally

Masterbaker and queen of the Freudian slip typo

[Ally @LadyThomson]

I think I may be a noodle-head…#mamanoodles #noodlepots

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@WillMackie82 Great pic - Murph looking v chuffed wi himsel 😃

[Duncan Rothney🥧🥧 @TheMowgli1977z]

New account for the Pie Mannie
Old account has been hacked and I’ve been locked out of it
Please repost, if you followed me afore, follow and I’ll try and follow you back asap
Also please block and report old account
Thanks Dunc

[Millie Willer @MillieWiller]

So Labour has killed our Oil and Gas industry. Closed our refineries and bills keep climbing higher. Rather than support our own people they lift sanctions on Russia so they can send us oil and gas now. @Ed_Miliband needs jail time for this.

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Best bit of free advice I could ever give. Don’t try to beat a narcissist - it will suck the life out of you and it’s pointless. Let them get on with their sad little lives.

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@MoneySavingExp @MartinSLewis for Prime Minister!!!

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@anon_opin Sometimes change just ain’t needed ♥️

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Btw I absolutely love the train - #LNER @LNER - it’s just the people I’m not fussed for. I’m very quiet with no smelly food or thigh spreading 😃

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Train tweet (yes I know it’s X) part 2. Lady next to me has her full laptop and cables all setup on the table, I’m window seat and have already been to the loo once in my 5 hour journey. It caused much chaos disrupting said set up. Think I’m gonna hold it in for the last hour 🤣

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Why did I bother booking the quiet coach? Ping ping, tinkly mobile alerts, loud yapping - I just want a few hours quietly reading a book without needing to shove pods in my ears. Rant over.

[Ally @LadyThomson]

#thedoghouse is literally the most beautiful piece of telly ever. If you’ve had a shit day (or even if you haven’t) give it’s watch ♥️🐾🐶🐕

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Unashamedly watching #kickboxer for the umpteenth time. Not just for the epic cringe dance scene 🤣

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Seriously what’s with the weird women’s jeans in the shops? Either massive flappin round yer ankles with frayed seams or even worse, the barrel.,feckin mess!

[Ally @LadyThomson]

😂😂😂😂

[hacky sack @h4ckys4ck]

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

I fell in love with this quote:

"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@daw83455 Let’s say naturally wavy then 😊

[Ally @LadyThomson]

First try of natural curls post short hair - no filters, no make up ♥️

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@SandyofSuffolk Breaks my heart. We are fucking our planet then trying to monetise fixing it. Keep talking sense Sandy, one of my favourite follows ♥️

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@Neils94592121 Plaice!

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Name that TV show…!

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@NikKershaw happy birthday - still 27ish to me 😊

[Ally @LadyThomson]

@chalethigh1 Add the electric car…I think 40k is conservative 😳

[Ally @LadyThomson]

Beggars belief - Scottish ad on the radio today telling us we should all do our bit to address the climate emergency simply by “installing a heat pump and switching to an electric car”.

Oh ok, can you bung me 40 grand then?