Lady Fiona Wachter

Devoted wife and mother.💍 Avid reader📖 Loyal subject of our Prince, @StrahdVonZ
Impeach Vallakovich!

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

Want Devils? Want baked good? It's all very on brand for me..

https://t.co/dI8N5iK5bE

[kt @katyfaise]

if you want a d&d fantasy cookbook that isn't officially wotc how about the joy of monster cooking by @DankDungeons? it's great and the recipes are creative and hilarious. There's even a sequel about desserts coming soon!

check it out - https://t.co/xwfh3E0H0R

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

The motherfuckers mention there is a bouillabaisse recipe in it, and I can't wait to find out that they stole my recipe

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

So D&D announced an official cookbook. Might have been a cool thing to bring the author and recipe developer of the most popular 5th edition cookbook onboard. Ya know... I'm not mad... really... IM NOT MAD

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

Dear men, what's preventing you from looking like this?

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

Bandcamp is waiving its revenue share today to help artists get by. Obviously I'm going to drop a link to my stuff -- because I'm a shill like that -- but right now is the best time to support any artist on Bandcamp that you like.
https://t.co/anElBEJ9JH

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

Not for nothing, but saying you were born in the late 20th century, instead of giving your actual birthday, makes you sound way more important and cool.

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

*chanting*
death cult
death cuLT
DEATH CULT
DEATH CULT!!
DEATH CULT!!!!

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Tx Lt Gov Dan Patrick says grandparents would be willing to die to save the economy for their grandchildren

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

We do not stan landlords in this house.

Landlords are social parasites, pass it on.

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

I don't know why so many of my fellow evil old people are so mask-on about this. We don't give a fuck about any of you. We want to torch the world, and hold on to something sickeningly comforting as we die. The Demons told us to do it

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

Working on it

[Katie || TVL Spoilers @InFormalMajesty]

Who wants to start the “Adam Driver as Dracula” prayer circle

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

Skull Bear That Screams Like a Dying Person, 2020

They've got my vote

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

A company that calls itself Shadow? Even I'm not that blatant.

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

@KielChenier but the paisley, the drugs, the neon art nouveau, it would be so.... GROOVY!

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

soooo, who's gonna run a weird-ass, 60s psychedelic Barovia campaign for me?

[Ian MacEwan @ianmacewan]

Esteban Maroto covers for Dracula, an anthology series of his from the late 60s

[Dank Dungeons @DankDungeons]

Joy of Monster Cooking is in the Creators Bundle along with a bunch of other awesome titles! Support bush fire relief by grabbing this bundle

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

This isn't the Roaring 20s, its the Screaming 20s

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

I bet the rich taste like shit

[Lady Fiona Wachter @LadyWachter]

@CF_History No hard feelings, honey