Shannon Dyce

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[Wrex Weed @wrexweed]

This man looks like he bathes in cat piss #PumpRules

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

lady gaga explains what a disco stick is, 2008

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

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[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Sociologists have found that warm, caring dads produce what they call the “good father effect.” Closeness with fathers was associated with fewer weight concerns, higher self-esteem and fewer depression symptoms for both boys and girls. https://t.co/B2xnr6IG0i

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Tootsies or tipsies

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We desperately need a couple of boring years.

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

@RonFilipkowski He looks like he got his suit at the JC Penny.

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

I’ll tell you one thing, it’s always better when we’re together 🤍 @ Moss Estates Wedding Venue https://t.co/eT5gTh1hgF

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

thankful for mashed potatoes

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Please let me stay your best friend forever 💕 @ Chattanooga Choo Choo https://t.co/lAmqYrJFEE

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Witchy whiskey🖤 @ Gatlinburg, Tennessee https://t.co/xouhUJTfr4

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Whenever I’m needing a little boost of serotonin, I just watch this video of @SnoopDogg listening to Let It Go

[OKPANTS @okpants]

This video will teach you more about this pandemic than literally any other thing you could possibly dig up on this toilet hellsite https://t.co/LjGY1VwV3U

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

if u drank the original four loko, don’t forget to put on your retinol tonight

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Nothing slaps harder than putting on the biggest T-shirt and roaming around Target all by myself. Literally and figuratively 👻

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

If one good thing comes from this adventure, it’s that I have never felt more grateful for the life that Alex and I have in Chatt with our wild children. 💕

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

The waitress seriously asked me if I wanted more than one pancake 😳

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Once the officer realized I was no harm to anyone other than myself, he let me go with directions to the only coffee shop in town. Which didn’t open for another hour…

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

After my 4am gym sesh, I did what any other basic bitch would do. I went to look for a Starbucks. Well as I’m driving through the town square, I get pulled over for speeding. 34 in a 25. 😑

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Its 4am. I couldn’t sleep and the one thing open was a gym. I went to the gym. At 4am. Who the fuck am I?

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Update. I had control of the arm rest the entire flight. 😎

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

Sitting in the middle seat, between two large men on my flight. I immediately assert my dominance by taking full control of both arm rests. #Bigdickenergy

[Shannon Dyce @Lady_Dyce]

The fella on my right is very clearly annoyed. Keeps huffing and aggressively moving his arm around. Now dramatically holding it above his head